Newflash: Starguard unfunny

[CaptainWacky]

I just saw it on CNN. Apparently something to do with him being born "wrong". Tragic story.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Being born "wrong" nowadays is supposed to be "with it."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well it hasn't work for Starguard.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

If you're born an autistic homosexual atheist with a full palette of neuroses, then you are warmly welcomed by society.

Unless you're fat.

Society still hates fat people.

 

[headvoid]

Fat people burn quicker, so I've heard.

I wanted to test it like we used to in chemistry class with a peanut and a beaker of water - but they always complain. I think it's genetic - the complaining that is.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

So, if you're an anorexic autistic homosexual atheist with a full palette of neuroses, then you've got it made

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's nothing wrong with being homosexual or athiest.

 

[curiousa2z]

^ not believing in god and lusting after men?
Works for me.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

There's nothing wrong with being homosexual or athiest.

What about autistic or anorexic?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not wrong, though they are medical conditions unlike the other two.

 

[Loktar]

There's nothing wrong with being homosexual or athiest.

Nope nothing wrong at all.

Jesus loves the "fagrisees" and the "tax collectors"

 

[Cranky Bastard]

There's nothing wrong with being homosexual or athiest.

Man is wrong. It is all inclusive.

 

[Loktar]

Man is wrong. It is all inclusive.

Well since God created man does that make God wrong too?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

We chose to be wrong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't remember choosing to be wrong.

 

[Loktar]

I don't remember choosing to be wrong.

Adam and Eve made that choice for you. The selfish bastards!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

We ARE wrong.

Point me to who you think is "right" and I'll show you the millions who thinks he's wrong.

Not limited to opinion, either. Man is simply wrong and has never been right. Casting cultural classifications of right and wrong compete with other cultures and is only transitory, anyway. Man by his own nature is wrong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shatner is right.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Ahmedinejad is right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Starguard isn't funny, was the point anyway.