NEWS: important CDC alert

[Mentalist]

Subject: NEWS: important CDC alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.




This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any
means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life completely.




If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase
one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.




You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life, get help quickly!
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[The Dork Lord]

VIVA LA SLACK!

 

[Ilyanna]

I've just called in sick for today and tomorrow :??:

 

[The Dork Lord]

SWEET! Let's go camping!

 

[curiousa2z]

well I for one am thankful for this timely warning!

See now why he's called the People's Admin? *



*well, ok, he paid me to put that last bit in, but still!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll forward it to all my firneds...there done

 

[Cassie]

I'm avoiding the WORK virus right this minute.

 

[curiousa2z]

Me two!

 

[curiousa2z]

but my coffee's almost finished.

 

[Shitty Dual]

VIVA LA SLACK!

It should be forwarded to the Church of the SubGenius.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm avoiding the human condition.