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*NFL*

Philadelphia Eagles DE Chris Long named Walter Payton Man of the Year.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25909346/
 
suck it, Chuckie.
 
If you ain't found it, better Hurry up
The folks down there is on auto-destruct
And so can you be too
(Fact of the matter it's made for you...)
Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in the mornin' or even on a Monday at midnight
When there's just a few of them Fabulous Poodles
Doin' the Peppermint Twist for rrrreal...
 
And all the rest of whom for which to whensonever of partially indeterminate bio-chemical degradation seek the path to the SUDSY yellow nozzle of their foaming nocturnal parametric digital whole-wheat inter-faith geothermal terpsichorean ejectamentaaaaaa.
 
Russell Wilson, Seahawks still haven't talked about new deal for QB.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25913964/

Wilson is expected to make $17 million in 2019.
 
Tom Brady and the Patriots are Super Bowl Champions for the sixth time with a 13-3 victory over the Rams.
 
Dolphins make Patriots assistant Brian Flores their next head coach.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25925144/
 
Bengals named Rams quarterback coach Zac Taylor, 35, 10th head coach in franchise history.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25924806/
 
Tim Kelly to be Texans' OC, ex-linebacker Brian Cushing joins staff.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25931482/
 
Buffalo Bills sign coach Lance Leipold to new five-year contract
 
New England Patriots close to adding Greg Schiano to staff.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25937490/

Schiano will be given the title of defensive coordinator.
 
QB Nick Foles makes $2 million buyout to Philadelphia Eagles.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25937919/

The Eagles has the option of placing the franchise tag on Foles to trade him.
 
Sources: The New York Giants don't pick up RB Jonathan Stewart's contract offer.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25940321/

Stewart, 31, was scheduled to count $3.2 million against the salary cap in 2019.
 
mariner10.jpg


This is Mariner 10. It was the first probe to explore the planet Mercury - which it did WAY back in 1974.

Now you may ask, "Now Charlemagne, what in God's name does THIS have to do with sports?" The answer? Not a Goddamn thing. It's just that this little tidbit of information is still infinitely more useful and worth sharing than whatever the fuck Blackfoot tries doing in this forum.
 
Former coach of Oklahoma, Bob Stoops to coach Dallas in relaunched XFL.
http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/25946033/

The XFL will start play in 2020.
 
Dolphins make Patriots assistant Brian Flores their next head coach.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25925144/


Miami Dolphins hiring Chad O'Shea as offensive coordinator.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25938078/

O'Shea, former Patriots receivers coach.



Miami Dolphins' Brian Flores hires Jim Caldwell as assistant head coach.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25953625/
 
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