Nice to be here.

Ed Glosser

New Member
Sarek said:
Your apparent need to assure us that's it's nice to be here speaks otherwise.

It's the middle of the night.

You wake up for a midnight snack.

You think about a piece of fruit, but opt for a piece of chocolate instead.

The chocolate is old. It leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Don't do it! Have the fruit instead!
 

EV1L1

New Member

eloisel

Forever Empress E
I do not live in a world where chocolate gets old. I am blessed.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's up, Ed?
 

Ed Glosser

New Member
jack said:
What's up, Ed?

You fix a cup of coffee.

You then take a sip, realizing you forgot the cream and sugar.

It's really bitter.

THERE'S STILL TIME! DON'T FORGET THE CREAM AND SUGAR!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Shut up.
 

Ed Glosser

New Member
jack said:

!!

You order a cheeseburger from a local burger joint.

You ask them to go light on the mayo.

They put on too much, way too much.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE! THEY'RE WASTING MAYO!
 

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Ed Glosser said:
!!

You order a cheeseburger from a local burger joint.

You ask them to go light on the mayo.

They put on too much, way too much.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE! THEY'RE WASTING MAYO!

That's just Jack's way of stating his intentions for your asshole. Do take care around him. Make certain to never give him your MSN, lest he contact you and beg to see your cock and asshole. He will ask to cyber-fellate you. Just a friendly warning.
 

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
You're about to call and order a pizza

WHEN SUDDENLY, I KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR

AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!1
 
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