Nicholas Cage Doesnt like Troll Kingdom

[starguard]

Some member of this site tried following (stalking) him to Romania seeking his Autograph. As soon as they fucked up by telling him they were from Troll Kingdom, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE

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See, some people always have to make things bad for all of us :mmph:

 

[Loktar]

My bad, sorry.

 

[Aquehonga]

My bad, sorry.

Nicholas Cage was supposed to play Spider-Man in the Raimi movies yeshpquestion:

 

[Loktar]

Nicholas Cage was supposed to play Spider-Man in the Raimi movies yeshpquestion:

Superman in some coked up director's delusional movie.

 

[Aquehonga]

Superman in some coked up director's delusional movie.

Oh OK. He's inappropriate as Superman anyhow.

He probably be better as a baddy or some supporting character.

 

[Loktar]

Oh OK. He's inappropriate as Superman anyhow.

He probably be better as a baddy or some supporting character.

He'd be better not being in a superhero movie.

 

[Henoch]

I never cared much for Nicholas Cage. I wonder what his diva like rant was really about?

 

[The Question]

Somebody found out that his name isn't really Nicolas Cage.

 

[Loktar]

Somebody found out that his name isn't really Nicolas Cage.

Yeah its Nicholas Kim Coppola. But that shits on the internet on Wikipedia. He can't get mad over readily available information.

 

[Aquehonga]

Nicholas Cage should ask for more nepotism from F.F. Coppola.

 

[Loktar]

Nicholas Cage should ask for more nepotism from F.F. Coppola.

He changed it to avoid the nepotism and fame of the Coppola name.

 

[Aquehonga]

He changed it to avoid the nepotism and fame of the Coppola name.

Good move on Dick'less Cage's part. Dick'less'cause o'his stance on TK

 

[Loktar]

Good move on Dick'less Cage's part. Dick'less'cause o'his stance on TK

:couch2:

 

[The Question]

Yeah its Nicholas Kim Coppola. But that shits on the internet on Wikipedia. He can't get mad over readily available information.

Sure he can -- he's a celebrity. They can go apeshit about anything and everything. Elvis Presley once shot 14 people at a concert because a squirrel farted.

 

[Seph]

then he ate the squirrel.

 

[The Question]

Naturally. That's why he's The Kehhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnng, thankyaverramuuuuuush

 

[Blindgroping]

His only good movie was Raising Arizona.

 

[Dirk Funk]

He's an extremely wooden actor. He seems to always play the same kind of character.

 

[The Question]

An otter. Of the ass.

 

[Bickendan]

But only when otters attack.