Nicole DeBoer slipped on a bar of soap in the shower

[CaptainWacky]

Luckily her love Freddy "Velvet TeddyBear" Flintoff was in the shower with her and cushioned her fall with his massive man-chest.

 

[Gagh]

I think Flintoff may be the only man I would be prepared to sleep with.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know who he is. Except that he's the captain of the England cricket team.

Okay, I do know who he is.

 

[Gagh]

He's not the captain

 

[Harkley]

The captain is a member of section 31.

 

[Gagh]

omg luther sloan to tour India in Feb?

 

[Harkley]

Oh dang, he's not a member, he just worked with them briefly on an intelligence op.

MY MISTAKE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YABBA-DABBA-RAPE!

 

[Gagh]

DO YOU THINK THOSE TWO GUYS (DULMER AND LUCSLY) FROM STARFLEET WHO VISITED SISKO TO INVESTIGATE HIS MEDDLING IN TIME IN TRIALS AND TRIBBLEATIONS WERE BUM CHUMS AND WANTED TO SHOOT THEIR LOAD OVER SISKOS SHINY CHROME DOME?

 

[Harkley]

I think they wanted to steal sisko's baseball and ask it if it had ever medled in time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think they wanted to takes turns sticking Sisko's baseball up each other's ass while watching Jake attempt to tickle his own feet.

 

[Gagh]

JAKE SISKO TO REFORM KEENAN & KELL AND BE THE THIRD MEMBER?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE LOVES ORANGE SODA...AND FELCHING.

 

[Gagh]

A sordid, yet understandable combination.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jaker will be the "funny one" in the new trio.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JAKER!?

 

[Gagh]

Jaker_Girl?

 

[CaptainWacky]

JAKER GIRL YOU ARE MY HERO PLUS DEVIOUS NIGS AND NOGS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

 

[The Question]

This thread never really found its stride. No wonder the network didn't renew it for a second seasoning.