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Nicole Kidman CURSED BY ABORIGINALS

Didgeridoo and Tigger too!
 
Seriously though, fuck the sexist Abos.
 
A guarantee, eh?

I hope she has ten more kids.
 
Surely name a child "Didge" is also against Aboriginal law and any such child should die as soon as they turn 18?
 
And to add insult to injury she's starting having a go on Declan's didgeridoo as well!
 
Well if shes married to Dr McCoy now he'll soon sort her out
 
Australia is disease and death wrapped in silence and darkness.
 
except for Tim Tams.
 
I think she's married to a guy called Keith Urban, not Karl. He's some sort of country singing sensation, so naturally he's unheard of.
 
Meh. Before the Aboriginals she was already being cursed by the Scientologists.

Same curse, different postcard.

I still watch The Hours often. Like, often. But then, her makeup is so heavy, I don't really recognize her as Nicole on screen. It's more like Joseph Gordon-Leavitt in a dress.

WHICH IS OKAY WITH ME AYE.
 
Awww, leave JGL's* nose alone!!


*I dunno if anyone calls him JGL, but I couldn't be arsed to type his whole name. But I did type this considerably longer chain of words.
 
Pippa Black is the new Nicole Kidman.
 
But not in acting standards. She'd be okay except for her "discovered shocking news" weird eye roll thing.
 
I hope there's more scenes with the cat.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I think she's married to a guy called Keith Urban, not Karl. He's some sort of country singing sensation, so naturally he's unheard of.
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Yeah, he is famous in the US and probably Australia too, since that is where he's from.


I loved Moulin Rouge! Srsly, that is the only Nicole Kidman movie I ever really liked. NOT THAT i'VE SEEN MANY OF HER MOVIES.
 
I love Moulin Rouge too. It's got the same director as her new movie Australia.

CaptainWacky said:
I hope there's more scenes with the cat.
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The people on IMDb have been mentioning an episode where the cat gets a split screen all to itself. I dunno if it's already happened though. I don't always look at the tv the whole way through.
 
OMG. That'll be the best thing ever. A split screen with Elle's cat, Tazzle, Bronte the dog, Bob, Audrey, the Kennedy's forgotten and neglected sheep and any other random animal!
 
Don't forget DARL!
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Awww, leave JGL's* nose alone!!


*I dunno if anyone calls him JGL, but I couldn't be arsed to type his whole name. But I did type this considerably longer chain of words.
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Have you ever seen JGL's artsy website? Here!
 
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