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Nikki applies to be a Hobbit

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"HELLO, I'd like to be a hobbit, PLEASE," said the little girl with the strange face.

"How did you get in here!?" asked Peter Jackson.

"That's NOT important, I WANT to be a hobbit so MAKE ME ONE, please, Mister JACK-ASS-SON!" said Nikki, her arms crossed over her chest.

"Seriously, how did you get in here?" asked Jackson.

"I bribed the guards with SEX okay, but I'm NOT a whore like AISLEYNE is I just enjoy SEX, OKAY?"

Peter Jackson pulls out a gun and shoots her in the face the end.
 
wow. didnt see that one coming.
 
He's a wise fella that Peter Jackson.

Later he cast DEAD NIKKI in his new move "NOT THE REAL HOBBIT, FUCK YOU NEW LINE GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY PART I OF A TRILOGY TO BE RELEASED ON 8 DISC SPECIALS WITH COMMENTARY BY EVERYONE INCLUDING THE TOILET CLEANER"*



*(Actual theatrical release name)
 
^* catchy!
 
Damn. They're not going to be doing the hour long featurette with the guy who once silently stood at a bus stop next to the toilet cleaner? I was looking forward to hearing his valued and insightful take on the movie. :(
 
Propose it to the Canadian National Film Board! It could still happen!
 
ooooh sour grapes at tax time! wondering wot my taxes were spent on!
bitter much!
 
WEEKEND AT NIKKI'S
 
I just saw this for the first time. BRAVO! BRAVO!

In the sequel to this story, Peter Jackson can cast Nikki as part of King Kong's toejam.
 
CaptainWacky said:
"HELLO, I'd like to be a hobbit, PLEASE," said the little girl with the strange face.

"How did you get in here!?" asked Peter Jackson.

"That's NOT important, I WANT to be a hobbit so MAKE ME ONE, please, Mister JACK-ASS-SON!" said Nikki, her arms crossed over her chest.

"Seriously, how did you get in here?" asked Jackson.

"I bribed the guards with SEX okay, but I'm NOT a whore like AISLEYNE is I just enjoy SEX, OKAY?"

Peter Jackson pulls out a gun and shoots her in the face the end.
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I liked the ending best.
 
Well a girl died, so you would.
 
Just dont call mr Dr Death!
 
TOEJAM WIT DA MONEY SEE! TOEJAM GITS DA HONEYS SHE!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
TOEJAM WIT DA MONEY SEE! TOEJAM GITS DA HONEYS SHE!
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^ Why one should drink and post.
 
That was nothing. I was barely buzzed then.

Obviously you are not familiar with the lyrics to the theme from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Loser. Begone.
 
I think the new mature Nikki could play a hobbit.
 
I'm glad you haven't forgotten about Nikki.
 
NEVER.
 
I thought she WAS a hobbit. Which is why she won't get cast.

Kind of like a black guy going up against Robert Downey Jr. for his part in Tropic Thunder.
 
What do YOU mean, "you people"?
 
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