No Death Star

[CaptainWacky]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl

The polite way of saying "fuck off with your stupid petition."

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[Cassie]

I WANT A DEATH STAR

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They put more thought and care into their rejection of the "Deport Piers Morgan" petition.

 

[Aquehonga]

Can we have a Doomsday Machine or Unicron instead then?

 

[Loktar]

I WANT A DEATH STAR

Better start saving up those pennies now then.

850 quadrillion dollars ain't exactly cheap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How did they answer the Piers Morgan thing? Explain that he has no soul so technically can't be deported?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Basically, if you want the Second Amendment (guns for everyone), you have to take the First Amendment with it (people can say you're a gun nut).

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'd think that would have been obvious.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Extreme American Christians treat the Constitution the same way they treat the Bible. They bend the interpretations of the passages they like to get whatever they want, and they ignore the passages they don't like.

I fucking hate them all.

 

[Cassie]

Most of them don't even know the passages at all for either one!