No More Emo Fucking Crap Down Here!

[Douche Pukehole]

No. Emos write song lyrics together about not having sex with anyone. Or at best, bad sex with each other, with much crying and cutting afterwards.

That...that doesn't sound like fun at all!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

You have poop on your face.

If only it were egg?

 

[Dark Pickle]

You have poop on your face.

THAT'S GOING TO BE HIS CATCHPHRASE!

 

[Loktar]

THAT'S GOING TO BE HIS CATCHPHRASE!

OH JOY!

*punches pickle in the ovaries*

 

[Dark Pickle]

OH JOY!

*punches pickle in the ovaries*

And it's already more original than yours

 

[Loktar]

And it's already more original than yours

 

[Dark Pickle]

HAHA

 

[Loktar]

*slits wrists*

 

[Dark Pickle]

Remember to cut down, not across

 

[Loktar]

Remember to cut down, not across

You're not the boss of me.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You're right Loktar, I am not the boss of you OR YOUR WRISTS!

 

[Loktar]

You're right Loktar, I am not the boss of you OR YOUR WRISTS!

Indeed. *sews wrists back up*

I only posted that I slit my wrists to see if Mirah would get angry and post something like "I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK OFF THE EMO CRAP!" It turns me on to see her get angry. But nothing. So meh. Whatev.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Indeed. *sews wrists back up*

I only posted that I slit my wrists to see if Mirah would get angry and post something like "I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK OFF THE EMO CRAP!" It turns me on to see her get angry. But nothing. So meh. Whatev.

A guy can go crazy trying to figure out how a gal's gonna react to any damnfool thing he has to say.

That's no way to act...

 

[Gonad]

YOUR QUOTES ARE LAME

 

[I Love Cunt]

Isn't especially difficult when the chick is such a cunt, she tells you to shut up one minute, and talk the next. You poor guys.

 

[Yub]

You could always kick said girl in the flaps. Or elbow her in the tits. Difficult to do electronically, tho.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I'm going to drop every single EMO thread into one BIG DUMP! YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING PUSSIES AND PANSIES! GROW UP ALL OF YOU AND GET SOME BALLS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THIS EMO CRAP IN THE 80'S WHEN I WAS GROWING UP! GET RID OF IT NOW!

 

[Yub]

Ahem. I am a pussysucking cock, thankyou. I don't suck cock, the feathers are a bitch to cough back up.

 

[I Love Cunt]

YUB YOU PUSSY SUCKING COCK! SUCK THAT PUSSY! LICK IT! SUCK IT! YEAH!

 

[Yub]

Thanks for the encouragement, I'll remember it next time I play in the bedroom with the Wookiee.