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Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/malodorous-perp-gets-90-days-jail

NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.

During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form. Williams, pictured in the mug shot at left, is currently in custody at the South Central Regional Jail.

Williams was arrested last month following a bizarre incident at the 77 Motor Inn, where she was living at the time. According to an October 22 Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report--excerpted here--Williams waved a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct (one of the men was Danny Williams, her estranged husband).

Deputies reported that Williams, who was living four doors down from Danny Williams, showed up at his residence and asked him and another man to “eat my pussy.” While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request,” according to Deputy Ross Mellinger.

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”

At this point, Melissa Williams “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then uttered a line that has since ricocheted across the Internet: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived at the motor inn, he discovered Williams “nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.” He also noted that “all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.” (3 pages)
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"horrible vaginal odor"

What more needs to be said really...
 
I'd still eat it.

*grabs some air freshner and a gas mask*
 
that's just gross.
 
OMG, for a moment I thought Cassie was going to force me to eat her pussy or kill me! :(
 
She'd kill you, but not by doing that.
 
The world has gone insane. Or is it that the internet now reports insanity more regularly?
 
i wish more women were as open about their need to have their pussy eaten. Hell, half of them are reluctant to admit that they HAVE a pussy.

go down on the Baginer, men. it's your duty!
 
I like how the husband was all "Uh, no thanks honey..." but his friend was all "SURE I'LL EAT YOUR PUSSY LET'S DO THIS." and apparently the husband didn't mind.
 
Are West Virginians our equivalent to the Welsh?
 
The Tomtrek said:
I like how the husband was all "Uh, no thanks honey..." but his friend was all "SURE I'LL EAT YOUR PUSSY LET'S DO THIS." and apparently the husband didn't mind.
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The husband already knew what it smelled like, he probably knew the other guy would change his mind when he got closer
 
I think I preferred Yubs meme of constantly showing images with the word "meep" on them. That wasn't very funny Yub, just in case you get any ideas.
 
FUCK LIMES.
 
headvoid said:
The world has gone insane. Or is it that the internet now reports insanity more regularly?
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I often wonder THE SAME THING. It's probably a little of both. The batshit have always been among us, but maybe there are more of them now, and then everything they do gets reported.
 
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