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NOBODY FLIRT WITH DOCTOR DAVE!

Neither do I. My surgical oncologist is a great surgeon, but a bit short on the bedside manner. My regular oncologist is a lot nicer, and I feel incredibly at ease with him.

Residents and interns? There's a special place in Hell for them.
 
THANKS DR. DAVE!

I only like you because you're not a real doctor.

But I don't like you enough to flirt with you.

Or something.

Oh but flirting with Dr. Dave is so much fun!* Ain't that right, you sexy, sexy, man-beast Doctor. RWWR!

*As long as its on the internet. If I met Dr Dave in real life I'd probably die of embarrassment.
 
Real doctors dont hand out the fun pills, unless you need them to be mundanely stable.

Gimme those happy pillz Dr. D. I luv me dem fake doktorez.
 
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