Note: I am too drunk to drive.

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Therefore I shall now drive to the boozeterium.

 

[FBI parte due]

AD VOMITORIVM AGAMVS O SOCII

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Mission accomplished, and I only ran over three kids on the way.

 

[Cassie]

Glad you and your neighbors LIVED.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

One day I will park in my neighbor's bedroom, I just know it.

 

[Tisiphone]

I take it that's not some sort of euphimism?

 

[curiousa2z]

anyone else have news for today?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

No.

 

[curiousa2z]

that's that, then.

 

[Dr Dave]

I am cat sitting for a friend.

 

[Loktar]

Ran into an old friend from high school while on my to Church last Sunday so now I have a friend from high school and his mom coming for a visit this Sunday.