Nothing is good enough for me

[Caitriona]

Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Caitriona]

Wait............ are we interested in the same guy again???

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But Misha has a better ass and legs. Although according to some bitter ex-girlfriends he has a small penis.

Fine with me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wait............ are we interested in the same guy again???

Impeccable taste is something that can be agreed upon. As long as we consult our Day-Timers often enough we should be able to avoid socially awkward situations.

 

[Caitriona]

Well, that's true. He does have one fine ass even now. OK, you can have Misha and I'll take Chris.

There! See! See how accommodating I can be. There's no need for us to fight over anyone.

Except probably Menty... that will be a fight to the death, unless we can learn to enjoy a pretty strange threesome.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Whoo hoo!

Although I'd toss both of them out of bed for Jarrod, Samantha's "Absolut Hunk" boyfriend.

I just wanna eat him with chocolate sauce.

OH MY IS THIS TOO GHEY I CAN TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE ACTUALLY NO I CAN"T YOU FUCKERS I COULDN"T MARCH IN THE PARADE SO HERE I AM LOL

 

[Caitriona]

*sigh* I just can't disagree with you at all today.

He is one fine looking man.

 

[Ishcabittle]

A bottle never looked more phallic!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Indeed, this is one time you don't want to freeze your Absolut.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel this thread has got away from me.