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Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Two van loads of high school baseball players waving and blowing you kisses.

At nearly 34, that just made me feel like the queen of the world.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Oh. My. God. You ruining fucker!!
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Don't let that prick ruin ya day! You know any straight guy who's hit puberty would be all over your sexy ass at the first opportunity...and some gay ones would be too!

And yeah, I loves ya!
 
Laker_Girl said:
Two van loads of high school baseball players waving and blowing you kisses.

At nearly 34, that just made me feel like the queen of the world.
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Must have been a girls baseball team.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Two van loads of high school baseball players waving and blowing you kisses.

At nearly 34, that just made me feel like the queen of the world.
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Hmm, i'll have to try that sometime, I can't recall if I've ever felt as if I was queen of the world.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Two van loads of high school baseball players waving and blowing you kisses.

At nearly 34, that just made me feel like the queen of the world.
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Was that before or after they all mooned you?
 
I stopped mooning folks when all that unsightly ass-hair back there showed up...
And, what a sad, long, 10 years its been too.
 
Cranky and Acri, does the suckage of your "insults" ever improve?

They don't even make sense for Christ's sake.
 
The Harlot said:
Jealous much?

LMAO!
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Obviously.

She can't get a dude, even a drunk one, so she has to talk up a bunch of tards mooning her on the freeway as if she's the Phyllis Diller goddess of wrinkled snatch and then pretend that she's really bi-or lesbian because only a fucking ugly butch-skank would find her attractive.....
 
The Harlot said:
Jealous much?

LMAO!
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IT SPEAKS! You mean you know how to use something other than the karma function?

Give me something to be jealous of and I promise I will be. Take a look around, the Valhallans have been bitch slapped back to the ice age.

Now Whorlet, you too are dismissed, go with the other ladies, including the hermaphradite you call a boyfriend/ husband/ life partner. Bet you're glad it's parents decided to raise it as a boy, why disappoint your parents further?

:smooch: Love you all!
 
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