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Cranky Bastard said:
Obviously.

She can't get a dude, even a drunk one, so she has to talk up a bunch of tards mooning her on the freeway as if she's the Phyllis Diller goddess of wrinkled snatch and then pretend that she's really bi-or lesbian because only a fucking ugly butch-skank would find her attractive.....

Oh Lord, you so very, very suck ass at this. :roll: You haven't bothered to research even one thing about me so your wishfilled attacks are falling flat. You're not a troll, not at all.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Oh Lord, you so very, very suck ass at this. :roll: You haven't bothered to research even one thing about me .

Could it be because no one gives the least little fuck about you?

I mean, come on? Until I got your saggy nipples all hard with a throw-away comment about you being a minor player and an utterly forgetable persona none of us Valhallans knew you even existed.
 
Seriously, do you girls have anything? Anything at all??

See, you gotta know someone, your "old" comments are lost on me. I am supremely confident that I am hawt, everyone that isn't trying to "insult" me on a troll board thinks so sooooo going for the looks is very meh.

As far as you or anyone else on this board is concerned, I am the most self-centered person on the planet. Insulting my attractiveness, significance and/or intelligence isn't going to work. What else ya got?

Oh and Ps. You and the other ladies "bother" to answer to everything I post, try to keep that in mind. ;)
 
I'm only posting to you because I'm bored.

You probably get a lot of that, don't you?

So, if you're so hawt, own up, LG! Post some pics. Make sure there's lot's of skin ... maybe a hint of glistening pink and a hard nipple or two.

:P
 
Laker_Girl said:
IT SPEAKS! You mean you know how to use something other than the karma function?

Give me something to be jealous of and I promise I will be. Take a look around, the Valhallans have been bitch slapped back to the ice age.

Now Whorlet, you too are dismissed, go with the other ladies, including the hermaphradite you call a boyfriend/ husband/ life partner. Bet you're glad it's parents decided to raise it as a boy, why disappoint your parents further?

:smooch: Love you all!

Nigger
 
Laker_Girl said:
Seriously, do you girls have anything? Anything at all??

See, you gotta know someone, your "old" comments are lost on me. I am supremely confident that I am hawt, everyone that isn't trying to "insult" me on a troll board thinks so sooooo going for the looks is very meh.

As far as you or anyone else on this board is concerned, I am the most self-centered person on the planet. Insulting my attractiveness, significance and/or intelligence isn't going to work. What else ya got?

Oh and Ps. You and the other ladies "bother" to answer to everything I post, try to keep that in mind. ;)

Nigger. Change that stinky ass tampon.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Oh Lord, you so very, very suck ass at this. :roll: You haven't bothered to research even one thing about me so your wishfilled attacks are falling flat. You're not a troll, not at all.

Nope, sorry, Cranky don't do nigger or trannies, too fucking bad for you.

Try Worldforge for you fuck chances, mkay?

Nigger.
 
Oh.... Laker Guy shit all over the carpet again? The he whines that we "suck ass" at insults when we don't respond to his lame trolls?

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Laker-Cock = pwned.
 
Laker_Girl said:
IT SPEAKS! You mean you know how to use something other than the karma function?

Give me something to be jealous of and I promise I will be. Take a look around, the Valhallans have been bitch slapped back to the ice age.

Now Whorlet, you too are dismissed, go with the other ladies, including the hermaphradite you call a boyfriend/ husband/ life partner. Bet you're glad it's parents decided to raise it as a boy, why disappoint your parents further?

:smooch: Love you all!

I don't fuck chicks, move on to some other site to find your next fuck.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
I'm only posting to you because I'm bored.

You probably get a lot of that, don't you?

So, if you're so hawt, own up, LG! Post some pics. Make sure there's lot's of skin ... maybe a hint of glistening pink and a hard nipple or two.

:P

I'll have BDM post some pics tomorrow. Pointless, I could be Pam Anderson, or whatever geeky sci-fi nerdlett you're into and you'll still say I'm ugly. I know how you brainless women work.
 
The Harlot said:
I don't fuck chicks

Sure you do! Cranky's your lady is he/she not?

move on to some other site to find your next fuck.

Silly Whorlet, you'll be long, long gone before me. The little boys just go away, the little girls go away crushed. Watch out now tinks. :smooch:
 
So I've heard all of that before, didn't insult me then, doesn't now.

I don't know why but I expected more out of you Whorlet, perhaps it's because I know you had the rough trailer park upbringing or that you're the manliest of the Valhallans or you'd just have a good memory of all the things passersby yell at you while they throw trash at you as you're as large as a circus elephant but you didn't deliver. Poo. :( Maybe next time.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Seriously, do you girls have anything? Anything at all??

See, you gotta know someone, your "old" comments are lost on me. I am supremely confident that I am hawt, everyone that isn't trying to "insult" me on a troll board thinks so sooooo going for the looks is very meh.

As far as you or anyone else on this board is concerned, I am the most self-centered person on the planet. Insulting my attractiveness, significance and/or intelligence isn't going to work. What else ya got?

Oh and Ps. You and the other ladies "bother" to answer to everything I post, try to keep that in mind. ;)
Wow.

Get the fuck out of high school, bitch.

You're 34. Drop the drama and get a life.
 
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