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Nothing Will Make You Feel Better Than...

Dear Gurk and Cranky,

Why must you be so predictable? Truth be told I am not photogenic but even in pictures I am just about ten trillion, nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion times hotter than any farm animal you could convince to date you, hump you or God forbid, marry and reproduce with you.

Aside from right here on TK, where some moded, dillhole goes on and on about how unattractive and/or ugly I am, no one, not ever, in my ENTIRE LIFE has told me I was anything other than beautiful. So kids, there's a better than good chance I'm going to take the rest of the world's opinion over yours.

All my love,

Laker_Girl
 
Cacophony said:
I actually considered apologizing for being somewhat of a bitch yesterday. I was running on little sleep and hocked up on cold medicine. Normally, I wouldn't have even bothered engaging you in any kind of discussion because I know people like you aren't open to any kind of criticism. But I'm not going to apologize because I've said nothing wrong.

Opinions are opinions, I certainly wouldn't apologize for mine and I wouldn't expect you to apologize for yours regardless of the situation behind your presenting it.

You are older than me. You're more experienced than me. I know this, and I accept that fact. However, that doesn't mean that you're more sensible than me. I have much to learn in life, I know this. The funny thing is, you still have things to learn too.

You're too young to realize you don't know everything and while you say here that you know that, you don't and it's all part of being young. I'm very well aware that I have much to learn in life, I've not done or seen a lot of things but Dear, I have 16 years on you. Think back those two eternal years ago when you were 16 and imagine a newborn trying to dole out her newborn wisdom to you. Ridiculous, no? Think about it, when you were born I had a job, was driving a car and had a bank account, anything you have to say to me I guarantee you I've heard before or even said before. Again, I've been your age, you haven't been mine.

Learn how to seperate fact from fiction. I own a home, I own a car, I take vacations, I have a career and an education, do you honestly think I could have and do all of that without possessing maturity? Don't be silly.

I'm not trying to be motherly towards you but something you should also bear in mind is not to idealize your future, things change, events happen, people around you change and the course you set for yourself may very well change. When I was 18 I was absolutely madly in love with the idea of getting married and having 12 beautiful children all while having an amazing career in business. I met the first man of my dreams at 23 and 3 years into this very serious relationship we broke up. See, things happen and some you can't control. Now here I am, happy as a clam, no children in tow, no husband to answer to and if you'd asked me at 18 would that make me happy I would have answered, "NO WAY!" Do I want to be married some day, definitely. Do I want to have 12 children? Aside from that being nearly impossible at my age, hell no, one will do nicely. You get older and you change, that's life, don't pigeon hole yourself...Or me for that matter.
 
Laker_Girl said:
... no one, not ever, in my ENTIRE LIFE has told me I was anything other than beautiful.

That's what all moms say to the downs syndrome girls. How many hormone injections did it take to grow you tits?
 
Do. Better.

I know you're just pissed because you thought I'd be hideous or I wouldn't post my picture at all but I'm purdy, you're moded, so goes life.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Do. Better.

I know you're just pissed because you thought I'd be hideous or I wouldn't post my picture at all but I'm purdy, you're moded, so goes life.

I thought it was pretty hilarious myself.

In truth, you are not hideous - your ass looks rather nice from the one side shot, but I couldn't see the breasts well enough to make an informed livestock evaluation. Your jaw, however, is square and manly rather than feminine and your lips are too thin and lizardlike. In short, you have an "I want" mouth that is prone to pouts and frowns. This would be a major distraction and diminish my blow job pleasure.

I give you a rating of 6.8 out of 10. It would have been a 7.2 but for the mouth and jaw.

:bigass:
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
In short, you have an "I want" mouth that is prone to pouts and frowns. This would be a major distraction and diminish my blow job pleasure.

I saw the same. Some find it attractive - the petulance - but I don't.

I see we struck some nerves with someone! But, I thought we were shitty trolls who didn't know how to troll? Amazing! We must have been very lucky and shit.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Opinions are opinions, I certainly wouldn't apologize for mine and I wouldn't expect you to apologize for yours regardless of the situation behind your presenting it.



You're too young to realize you don't know everything and while you say here that you know that, you don't and it's all part of being young. I'm very well aware that I have much to learn in life, I've not done or seen a lot of things but Dear, I have 16 years on you. Think back those two eternal years ago when you were 16 and imagine a newborn trying to dole out her newborn wisdom to you. Ridiculous, no? Think about it, when you were born I had a job, was driving a car and had a bank account, anything you have to say to me I guarantee you I've heard before or even said before. Again, I've been your age, you haven't been mine.

Learn how to seperate fact from fiction. I own a home, I own a car, I take vacations, I have a career and an education, do you honestly think I could have and do all of that without possessing maturity? Don't be silly.

I'm not trying to be motherly towards you but something you should also bear in mind is not to idealize your future, things change, events happen, people around you change and the course you set for yourself may very well change. When I was 18 I was absolutely madly in love with the idea of getting married and having 12 beautiful children all while having an amazing career in business. I met the first man of my dreams at 23 and 3 years into this very serious relationship we broke up. See, things happen and some you can't control. Now here I am, happy as a clam, no children in tow, no husband to answer to and if you'd asked me at 18 would that make me happy I would have answered, "NO WAY!" Do I want to be married some day, definitely. Do I want to have 12 children? Aside from that being nearly impossible at my age, hell no, one will do nicely. You get older and you change, that's life, don't pigeon hole yourself...Or me for that matter.
I honestly appreciated this post. They way you were dealing with me changed in that post.

The only thing I have to argue with in that post is that it is possible to be immature and successful. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Other than that, I have nothing to more to disagree with you on based upon that post.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
I saw the same. Some find it attractive - the petulance - but I don't.

I see we struck some nerves with someone! But, I thought we were shitty trolls who didn't know how to troll? Amazing! We must have been very lucky and shit.

You didn't troll me. I know you think you have but you don't know how to troll therefore trolling me or anyone else is impossible.

That said, no nerve struck here, I'm good. Why just this morning as I was walking to Starbucks a young man jogging winked at me and said, "Well hello beautiful." And I generally look tore back on my morning walks.

Teehee, I'm purdy.
 
Laker_Girl said:
You didn't troll me. I know you think you have but you don't know how to troll therefore trolling me or anyone else is impossible.

That said, no nerve struck here, I'm good. Why just this morning as I was walking to Starbucks a young man jogging winked at me and said, "Well hello beautiful." And I generally look tore back on my morning walks.

Teehee, I'm purdy.

Why just this morning as I was walking to Starbucks a young man jogging winked at me and said, "Well hello beautiful."

Why no mention of the fact he thought you were a guy? You are here bragging about a fagghot having come on to you? What a world!
lakergirlcuntoq2.jpg
 
Laker_Girl said:
No, no Luci, that was you that used to be a guy.

Still angry that I accidentally used your mouth to wipe my asshole after having taken a huge dump I see. Try to forget about it. You managed to remove most of the brown from your tongue and lips did you not? Or are you still experiencing difficulties in this regard?
 
Laker_Girl said:
Do. Better.

I know you're just pissed because you thought I'd be hideous or I wouldn't post my picture at all but I'm purdy, you're moded, so goes life.

It's good that you think of yourself as attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the mirror in this case.

I am not impressed.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
I thought it was pretty hilarious myself.

In truth, you are not hideous - your ass looks rather nice from the one side shot, but I couldn't see the breasts well enough to make an informed livestock evaluation. Your jaw, however, is square and manly rather than feminine and your lips are too thin and lizardlike. In short, you have an "I want" mouth that is prone to pouts and frowns. This would be a major distraction and diminish my blow job pleasure.

I give you a rating of 6.8 out of 10. It would have been a 7.2 but for the mouth and jaw.

:bigass:

That post fucking rocks. I have to agree wholeheartedly, although my ratings would be about 0.5 lower, putting her just slightly above the average.
 
And so it goes, the absolutely predictable behavior of boys that spend unbelievable amounts of time on line because why? Their Playboy Bunny girlfriends are busy at Heff's place?

Say whatever you like about my attractiveness or lack there of, in your opinion but the fact is I posted my picture, I know I'm beautiful and anything you nerds have to say means jack on top of a steaming, fresh pile of shit.

So post your pictures uglies, let me be the judge. Unlike you, I'm not so insecure and afraid of being completely moded that I'd be dishonest, if you're attractive, I'll be happy to tell you.
 
^You do, you always, always do.

My suggestion would be that you find something else to read about Messy, everyone cares.
 
Laker_Girl said:
And so it goes, the absolutely predictable behavior of boys that spend unbelievable amounts of time on line because why? Their Playboy Bunny girlfriends are busy at Heff's place?

Say whatever you like about my attractiveness or lack there of, in your opinion but the fact is I posted my picture, I know I'm beautiful and anything you nerds have to say means jack on top of a steaming, fresh pile of shit.

So post your pictures uglies, let me be the judge. Unlike you, I'm not so insecure and afraid of being completely moded that I'd be dishonest, if you're attractive, I'll be happy to tell you.
I have to say that if I didn't have more going for me than just my looks, I'd shoot myself.

Some of the prettiest people are the most intrinsically dull and boring.

Looks can only get you to a certain point in life. They won't get me respect, and I value that over most everything else.
 
^^^If you'd bothered to read any of Laker_Girl's posts, you'd see that in addtion to being stunningly beautiful, she's intelligent, articulate, confident, extremely knowledgeable, and damned funny.

She's a wonderful, intelligent woman, her incredible beauty is just a bonus.

And I like how you say "more going for me than my good looks". Post your picture or STFU; until you do, I will assume you're a fat chick. FATTIE!!
 
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