'Nuts' Gest to tread the boards

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T DRINK THE WINE IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME (IN HELL)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Trouble? (From Perez Hilton's evil little site)

Liza Minnelli's fagulous ex-husband, David Gest was rushed to the emergency room Wednesday morning after having a suspected heart attack at his home in Hampstead, north London.

A spokesperson for Gest, who has found a second career as a British reality TV star, said: "At 5.30am, David Gest was admitted to hospital, after suffering from severe chest pains and respiratory problems. David is stable and receiving the best medical attention. We are awaiting a further update from doctors."

Liza put a curse on him….and US too!

In other news, Sweden is reporting that Liza's fainting spell last week was due to the fact that she was performing while drunk and high.

ALL THESE TWO KIDS NEED IS SOME TIME ALONE, IT'LL WORK OUT!

 

[starbys]

Only in the sense that when he died, he took Howie Mendel's hair with him.

All the laughter died with Howie's hair.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess Gest collapsing could be seen as karma.