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O Great Wise Men of the Mine Field
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A hug from Natalie Portman.
Barring that I would suggest taking deep breaths of fresh air to relax your throat (will stop acid reflux) and to avoid lying down (makes it easier for the acid in your stomach to fuck you up)
Then sip water slowly and try and relax. It will eventually pass. Antacids are obviously a good thing to take though. Buy some for the medicine cabinet.
Still, going to go with my first suggestion for instant relief.
Barring that I would suggest taking deep breaths of fresh air to relax your throat (will stop acid reflux) and to avoid lying down (makes it easier for the acid in your stomach to fuck you up)
Then sip water slowly and try and relax. It will eventually pass. Antacids are obviously a good thing to take though. Buy some for the medicine cabinet.
Still, going to go with my first suggestion for instant relief.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Don't ask me. I've had a bug of some sort the past 2 days. Fever, chills, and nausea.
This soup I'm sipping (and some grapes) are the first solid food I've had in over 24 hours. Just water, Advil and Immodium.
This soup I'm sipping (and some grapes) are the first solid food I've had in over 24 hours. Just water, Advil and Immodium.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
I usually eat antacids up like candy!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't think I get heart burn.
EnglishRose
addle barn
peppermint
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
dont tell him! he addressed it to the "WISE MEN"! 
EnglishRose
addle barn
I am a man, didn't you know 
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
ah!
WillsZenith
a treat for missmanners
choccy milkshake ice cold
Although I am not a wise man, I will answer your question.
Do you have a box of baking soda? If not, get one, cause baking soda is the best cure for heartburn. Put about a teaspoonful (heaping) in a glass, add some water (I dunno how much, enough to drink in a few swallows but not so much that it takes forever to drink). In a few moments you will have one big hella burp, and your heartburn will be gone. Baking soda neutralizes acid. If you use too much baking soda at once, it will cause some pain as the gasses expand in your stomach, so don't be retarded.
Fun fact: Your kidneys make sodium bicarbonate to neutralize the acid in your blood.
Do you have a box of baking soda? If not, get one, cause baking soda is the best cure for heartburn. Put about a teaspoonful (heaping) in a glass, add some water (I dunno how much, enough to drink in a few swallows but not so much that it takes forever to drink). In a few moments you will have one big hella burp, and your heartburn will be gone. Baking soda neutralizes acid. If you use too much baking soda at once, it will cause some pain as the gasses expand in your stomach, so don't be retarded.
Fun fact: Your kidneys make sodium bicarbonate to neutralize the acid in your blood.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
^oh! I didnt know that about the kidneys! cool.
My grandma's kidneys are failing, so I have had to learn stuff, lol. She was throwing some of her pills away, namely the sodium bicarbonate, so I had to research it to find out why the Dr wanted her to take them. She is stubborn... as soon as she starts feeling better she thinks she should stop taking her medication.