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OFFICAL "Spending midnight new years Eve ONLINE" thread

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
WELL I DID, DID YOU?

I HAVE NO LIFE.




HELLO.
 
MERRY NEW YEAR!!!

lol, it's only 7:15 here and I'll probably spend midnight dozing in front of the TV. My life is SO exciting.
 
Spend it on online!!

People might be asleep!!

BUT THEY MIGHT NOT??
 
I have two bottles of super cheap wine. MAYBE I'LL DRINK THEM.
 
I have to work, so I may come home, loaded.
 
drink them and post pics of the bottles but with your reflection in them in an arty statement about alcoholism
 
I'm home from my grocery shopping, I stopped at one flamboyant pub to have a whiskey & soda on the way. Now I'm having some supper and contemplating kicking my shoes off and drinking and eating and spamming AMEN.
 
I got home at 11, drank champagne, ranted about traveling to Paris and fell asleep. Did Dick Clark have a stroke or something? I missed that one, if he did.

Happy New Year!
 
Paris sucks.
 
Dick Clark had a stroke about 3 years ago. He's been slowly making his way back onto the New Year's Show ever since.

Ryan Seacreast is a greasy filthy nerd closet case and must be destroyed.
 
He's not even any good at presenting.
 
He hosted the Emmys this past September and was universally assraped for his poor performance.

If it weren't for American Idol he'd still be a smalltime local radio DJ, where he belongs.
 
Eggs, do you watch The Soup? Joel makes fun of him regularly.. even though they both have shows on E! I love Joel McHale.
 
I see it once in a while. He's really funny.

I should hope he trashes Ryan daily. :D
 
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