Official communique to all members of the DLA

[Gagh]

Shut up, jack.

 

[jack]

WHAT DID YOU SAY GAGH?

 

[jack]

DONT EVER5 TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!! i MIGHT GET WEIRD

 

[jack]

SORRY, WEIRDER

 

[Gagh]

WHAT DID YOU SAY GAGH?

I said shut up, you grotesquely immature, insecure, lifeless & disturbed middle-aged man.

 

[jack]

I AM NOT LIFELESS

 

[Gagh]

You have kids & a business but you're on here. Why?

 

[jack]

because I'm almost as big a loser as you?

 

[jack]

I dont have a business, I have a JOB which I HATE

 

[Gagh]

That sort of defence is that? You've justified me adding 'lifeless' yourself. Thanks.

 

[jack]

but I'm addicted to having X insult me in ways I have yet to understand

 

[jack]

plus I sharpen my cynicism rhetoric effortlessly

 

[MessengerX]

because I'm almost as big a loser as you?

It's obvious I have too much free time to be using this many duals. Then again, I'm a slacker. It's not hard to spot.

You, on the other hand...scare me straight.

 

[jack]

Now I'm going to spend my fucking day wondering why I post here.

Thanks a shitload, Gagh.

 

[MessengerX]

*Golfclap*

 

[Gagh]

It's obvious I have too much free time to be using this many duals. Then again, I'm a slacker. It's not hard to spot.

You, on the other hand...scare me straight.

You're a slacker obsessed with me, let's be clear about that.

 

[MessengerX]

You're a slacker obsessed with me, let's be clear about that.

Even if that were true, you are obsessed with the idea of me being obsessed with you. Why?

 

[Gagh]

I know you're trying desperately to turn it around, but the fact remains is that you are blindingly obsessed with me. If you weren't, I wouldn't even give you the attention you so obviously crave.

If I stop, and start to ignore you, you'd have nothing. It's all about me. Your avatar. You signature. Your 'Gagh.' dual. All these offer concrete proof. Your dedication to me is unswerving. I thank you.

 

[MessengerX]

Then ignore me already!!! This 'you're obsessed with me' drivel is annoying.

Good lord, what an ego.

 

[Gagh]

Good lord, what an ego.

Posted an hour and a half or so ago...

Yep, a slightly edited one. But if I tell MX that he continues to post only because I do, you get a OMG~~~YOUR EGO IS HUGE~~~YOU HAVE A HIGH OPINION OF YOURSELF@@~!!~!~~!

Obsessed, aren't you? I can read you like a book. If I left, you'd have nothing.