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Official Page of The Traditional Family Values Alliance To Purify Troll Kingdom

Mommy Bridgette

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Welcome to the Official Page of the Traditional Family Values Alliance For The Purification of Troll Kingdom.

First, if your an enemy of decency, sanity and right thinking, I encourage you to slink off somewhere and do some dope or whatever. You obviously do not wish to hear the things I have to say.

Secondly, if your here to spam or to hijack the thread, don't bother. i will notify Miss Manners and have you Day Cared. Please don't be foolish and test me.

Now..if you have gotten past that Welcome to the Traditional family Values Alliance for the Purification Of Troll Kingdom! We are dedicated to running off the worst of the worst and by using the policied of Troll kingdom to get them banned or Day Cared.
Troll Kingdom has become an open sewer of blasphemers, admitted dope fiends, psychopaths and the worst of the worst Hellbound scum. It is your and eyes job to save this website from the degenerates, so that decent folks can have fun here without the constant vomiting of curses, sexual innuendo, misogyny and the rest of the garbage.
Currently, we are targetting three people: Dork Lord, jack and Bickendan. These three are to be examples. We must allow them to hang themselves. i know in my crusade for righteousness I have gone a little overboard. Lord knows I can get angry sometimes.
Our strategy shoukld be to copy everything they say and watch them so they can screw up. They have clearly defied the T.F.V.A.F.T.P.T.K, and to have our influence here we must remove the most vocal of the defiant.
Remember, memebers, our enemies are : jack, Dork Lord and Bickendan. Watch everything they say and do here..sooner or later they will mess up and we will be rid of them.

Let me end this by reminding you, the reader, you came here of your own free will. If you decide to spam or hijack this thread, you will regret it. Also, if you disagree I suggest you post it elsewhere. this is obnly for righteous, right thinking moral people who wish to aid our organization in the removal of the evil doers. It is not a forum for your smut and trash, and I WILL report it.
 
I LOVE GIGANTIC BREASTS.
 
Fuck off MB and Go To Hell. You lifeless fuck. And go get laid! Several times! With real people and a couple of dildos!
 
Well obviously the breast in all it's forms (well, most of them) is pretty awesome.
 
I will write a note to Miss Manners notifying her you have hijacked my thread. You have brought this on yourselves.
 
Can an admin or something please change the thread title to:

"Breasts are pretty awesome (breasts)"

TIA (thanks in advance)!!
 
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
 
I have written here, and will write her privately about your outrageous behavior. Please take the warning: Discontinue your present abuse of this thread.
 
I have PMed her and will await her decision.
 
ORLY.
 
If I join the alliance, can I be second-crazy-in-command?

If so I may have to consider this, god knows I've been seduced by the power inherent in vice-leaderships of fake message board coalitions in the past. ALSO RUN ON SENTENCES AND RAPE
 
This is Mommy Bridgette.
Mommy Bridgette calls herself a Christian.
Mommy Bridgette tries to impose her morals on others.
This makes Mommy Bridgette a Hypocrite.
Jesus doesn't like Hypocrites.

Mommy Bridgette likes to diaper men.
These men are her 'children'.
This makes Mommy Bridgette a slattern.
See the slattern call herself a Christian.
Jesus likes slatterns more than hypocrites.
Why?
Because even slatterns are worth saving.
Mary Magdeline was a slattern before she met Jesus.
But Mary Magdeline wasn't a hypocrite.

Mommy Bridgette is a slattern and a hypocrite.
What does this mean?
Mommy Bridgette's in big trouble.

See the slatternous hypocrite whine.
Whine, slatternous hypocrite, whine!
See the admins not care.
See the trolls poke at Mommy Bridgette.

You can have fun poking at Mommy Bridgette too!
Just neg her and call her mean names!
Because she's a hypocrite and Jesus doesn't like hypocrites!
 
DR BONG FEARS NOTHING
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