Oh God, Brian and Samanda were just on RAW

[CaptainWacky]

John Cena was nominated for a Nikelodeon Kid's Choice Award in the UK (WTF) for best sportsman (WTF) and lost out to David Bechham (WTF!), and they showed UK "celebrities" attending the awards like some boy bands and shit and then fuck Brian do the "you can't see me!" thing and Samanda (labelled as such on screen). Think about it, fellow Brits, this was shown in America. AMERICA. Important people saw this! What must they think of us?

 

[whisky]

they think we are excentric toodle pip dick van dyke, support them in every war bit thick, terrinle teeth, bad food, good at comedy, lets steal it and make it crap, chumps

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only some of those are accurate!

 

[Dr Dave]

First off...

Who the hell are Brian and Samanda?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Big Brother. How could you have missed them in the MF all summer!?

By the way, EMMA WATSON WAS THERE TOO.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't watch Big Brother, or for the most part click on BB threads.

Yay for the Emma bit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She didn't flick herself off though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Samanda were lovely.

 

[Mentalist]

The combined brain power of a jar of peanut butter.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The jury's still out on how thick Brian really is. There's definitely a level of manipulation going on there with shakespeare thing and his many catchphrases. He's not as stupid as he makes out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think he ever got to shag Amanda?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Of course! Although she was probably very confused.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"That's my peehole!"

 

[Gagh]

I take it these are a couple of Big Brother non-entities?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Three, actually. Samanda was the collective name for the dim witted twins Sam and Amanda. One of them had a nice shaped face.

 

[Gagh]

Man alive, that's a veiled compliment, Johnny! "You have a nice shaped face" (Shame the rest of you is built like a herd of cows trapped in a tank!)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They were actually quite attractive. I hesitate to say "fit" because they had minds of primary school children, playing pattercake and dancing around on top of the sofas all day long.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cringe!