Oh God! I got trapped in the closet!

[Hilbert Frakes]

Call 911. Tell them its Reverand Hilbert and he was trying to come out of the closet but got his big ass stuck. Why is it coming out of the closet for everyone else is easy but for me a difficult task.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

I escaped unscaved.

 

[Cock Gobbler]

I escaped unscaved.

"Unscaved"? :huh:

 

[johnford]

not exactly the firemen you see came axed down the door and oddly enough chopped off his penis.

 

[johnford]

b

 

[johnford]

You have been spammed.

 

[johnford]

:who?me?: Bow down to me your god.

 

[johnford]

:stfu: :stfu: :stfu: :stfu: The latest warlord of earth.

 

[johnford]

and the god of all things.

 

[johnford]

:kitty: So bow down to me fuckers.

 

[johnford]

I may spare some of your worthless lives if you do.

 

[johnford]

Not likely but if Im feeling generous I might.

 

[johnford]

:mrgreen: God here says die.

 

[johnford]

I'm in a murderous beligerant mood as always.

 

[johnford]

so bow down to me and suck my big fat dick.