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Oh God, just shuddup. Shuddup. Shuddup. Shuddup....

I am an atheist surrounded by fundie Christians. I keep my views to myself most of the time, but now and then I feel compelled to tell my mother that we are monkeys.
 
Yep, I made it a point to NOT have any relatives as friends there. In fact the ONLY reason I have an account is for the few people who flat out refuse to communicate any other way and due to the fact they live halfway across the world, I put up with that crap. Sometimes that "thank you Jesus" stuff comes as a "wow I had no idea they were into that" surprise about them.
Facebook (and texting) is the primary means of communication between my family. I'm just glad they all graduated from AOL so I could finally give that up.
 
FACEBOOK IS THE DEVIL OKAY? :rwmad:

It could be worse, you know. You could have relatives down for a week long visit. Relatives who never experience a quiet moment that they don't immediately decide to fill with WORDS ABOUT NOTHING. Relatives who roll out of bed in the morning with stories to tell about lunches they've eaten, and cakes they've decorated. THE DOGS CAN'T EVEN THINK.

Fin.

I avoid having people in my house. It just encourages them to come back.
 
Saw the wife the other day. So he isn't divorced and she isn't buried in the front yard, thank God.

On an unrelated note, there's another board I spend time at, a science fiction prop building board. And there's a guy there who is nice but maybe over nice. And he's got to chime in on everything. And I realize I'm prone to do that. That's probably why I notice it as quickly as I do. But there are times when you just want him to stop typing because he's down some annoying rabbit hole but you can't say anything.

My whisky and shitty day addled brain is striving for the scene that is playing out in my brain, where a guy loses it and goes off on the sweet innocent goofball and destroys his fragile psyche so then he has to take it back and I don't remember if he succeeds or not or what the movie is.
 
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