Oh, guys

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I love you because of what you do to my body, but I hate you for what you do to my mind.
 

FBI parte due

Folces Weard
Drugs help me understand people.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I'm trying to lay off the pills a bit...
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Don't worry about it, most of us don't really want you for your mind anyway. If a mind was important God woulda put boobies on it so we'd pay attention...
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
MY TITS DON'T DO TRICKS

<wg>
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
and yet they still get top billing!
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
True.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
The reason there's two of them is so that any guy is immediately outnumbered. Mamzmerized...
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
KPOW KPOW

POWER ORBS TO THE RESCUE
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Errrgh...ya...got me, podner. Everthangs goin dark...but I feel strangely satisfied...like I want a cigarette or something...
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
It's dark cuz you're prolly motorboating some unsuspecting gal's cleavage.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
I'm pretty sure she suspects something...
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Sneaky
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Would you prefer a bust in the mouth, or a crack in the face?
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
A bust in the mouth.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Some men don't HAVE a mind!
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
I'm not into girls sitting on my face, sorry.

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