Oh, guys

[Tisiphone]

And what supplies might that be?

 

[Donovan]

And what supplies might that be?

I'm sorry, the exact nature of the services supplied by Donovan's Face-Sitting and Plumbing Maintenance LLC are protected by HIPAA privacy act, client confidentiality statutes and in some cases the "Don't ask don't tell" military mandate. All employees must provide their own tools and transportation, however our technicians are highly trained, fully functional and programmed for multiple techniques...

 

[Tisiphone]

PROVE IT

 

[Donovan]

only the first one is free.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, because you've got to prove it's worth paying for.

 

[Donovan]

Mostly because people never respect free stuff. Price tag adds value, it's the way of the world.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm a thief, so a price tag means nothing to me.

 

[Donovan]

Bull. I'm a thief, and you won't catch me stealing from Walmart. Besides, I couldn't charge you, you qualify for the 100% friends and family all-I-can-eat discount. (Well, not so much family, really, that's kinda sick lol)

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL...I've stolen from Wal-Mart.

 

[Donovan]

But not the clearance section.