Oh here go hell come

[Cassie]

My mother just FORCED me to spend a couple hours at a CHURCH

One table of black folks amidst an ocean of elderly white people, I wonder if they felt weird.

I asked god for some chocolate, and POOF I got some chocolate.

 

[Loktar]

TEH HORROR!

My mom is still trying to guilt me into going back to church.

 

[Cock]

wait. you're black or elderly?

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you see the baby jesus Cassie?

TEH HORROR!

My mom is still trying to guilt me into going back to church.

Remember it is your decision and your life.

 

[Cassie]

I'M ELDERLY, OK?

 

[Dr Dave]

Ol' Man Cassie

Dat ol' Man Cassie

Cassie mus'know sumpin'

But don't say nuthin',

Cassie jes'keeps rollin'

Cassie keeps on rollin' along.

 

[Loktar]

LOL.eep:

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

How's the prune juice?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did Cassie sip too much Sacramental wine today?

 

[Cassie]

There was a bake sale after the storytelling THING at the church. I bought a jar of chocolates, it says on the label "choco pecan bon bons" I ate one... IT WAS LIKE A HOMEMADE MOUNDS, THE MOST DELICIOUS HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE i'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. I think I'll ask Jesus to come back into my heart, but he's gotta bring more chocolates.

 

[Cannabis]

I think I'll ask Jesus to come back into my heart,

Watch out for the sticky splash back, and be careful it doesn't clog your arteries, Cassie lady.

*tokes up*

 

[CaptainWacky]

JESUS LOVES

 

[Cock]

JESUS LOVES ME

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LONG TIME?

 

[Cock]

that was my subtle way of saying Jesus loves the cock

NSFW:

Spoiler

don't open that. please. I have to go burn in hell now

 

[headvoid]

I am really not sure that Cassie is a member of that kind of church cock.

But then again, it would explain some of her *ahem* holy collection.

 

[Cassie]

Jesus looks real happy in that pic!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well His Dad created it, all with all things...

 

[Cassie]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE WHERE THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD CAME FROM

(you PROBALBY DID AND JUST DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING)