Oh look, C4 are showing Big Momma's House

[Gagh]

That would be the 437th showing this last 12 months. AND IT JUST GETS FUNNIER EACH TIME (if you immerse your hand in acid, and have unecessary anal surgery less the anaesthetic).

 

[The Tomtrek]

So wait... this normal-sized black guy...


is dressing up...



AS A FAT BLACK WOMAN? HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO BBOOOOOYYYYYY I SMELL AN OSCAR.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

With all the crap you could import, WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SHITE?????

RENEW!!! RENEW!!! RENEW!!!

 

[whisky]

UK gold are showing face off, I like how they use ultra futuristic technology to do the operation, then hold information on an optical zip drive.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ironically, the whole uncompressed movie fits on my flash key.

 

[whisky]

So you have John Travolta and Nicholas Cage in the palm of your hand?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As if my palm wasn't hairy enough already.

:rimshot:

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I still have a ZIP drive. Very, very dusty.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I have a Zip drive, a SyQuest EZ135 drive, and a SyQuest 44MB drive. All SCSI.

Though I may have thrown out the SyQuest drives by now.

 

[Dr Dave]

I watched part of that movie once, i quicky turnned it off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sea Quest DSV?

 

[Loktar]

Meh. The sequel to Big Mommas House was way worse.

 

[Yub]

Can anyone name anything Martin Lawrence has been in that is any good at all?

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, the Oscar-nominated Bad Boys 2, for instance.

 

[whisky]

Can anyone name anything Martin Lawrence has been in that is any good at all?

He was in an ambulance once, those are good, if you are ill

 

[Yub]

Bad Boys 2? Pfft.

Ok, maybe. I'm willing to give him that.

 

[Gagh]

Bad Boys 2 has a screenplay better than any oscar winning motion picture. It deals with heavyweight sociological issues, and is a post-modernist comment in society as a whole.

 

[Yub]

Like unsanctioned paramilitary assaults on Cuba, for instance.

 

[Yub]

Whoops, that's absurdist not post-modernism! My apologies!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They show The Fifth Element a lot too but that's good.