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OH MY GOD MORE HORRIBLE AWFUL RACISM?!

lady_elena_wf said:
Deal!!
Now we have to go find our unsuspectin' vict- I mean friend. :twisted:
I AM RIGHT HERE AND ON MY KNEES!

TQ, GET THE FLOGGER FOR THE TWO FIIIIIIIIIINE LADIES!!

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lady_elena_wf said:
^ We're not critin' Tas.

Miranda & I are merely havin' fun with the obvious slip in his judgement/memory.

Jealous? We can let you in on the action...Well, if Miranda okays it, that is.

Fine with me.
 
lady_elena_wf said:
^ We're not critin' Tas.

Miranda & I are merely havin' fun with the obvious slip in his judgement/memory.

Jealous? We can let you in on the action...Well, if Miranda okays it, that is.
OMG!! TWO FIIIIIIIIIINE LADIES ARE GOING TO PUNISH ME FOR MY IDIOCY!! I MUST BE PREPARED!!

:kitty:
 
I'm just fine with it, the more the merrier! Whoever feels the need to be punished...I'm up for it..

:bwahaha:
 
Ohh!!

& here I was, worried that I would be bored on my Sunday off!! Miranda, pick which one you want to play with first. Then I'll take the other.

Tas brought up a neglected point. He feels we've neglected the but plug. That's not my thing. But since he suggested it... :twisted:
 
sorry, we'll have to postpone our punishment session, I am not in the mood (see my thread goodbye) but we'll get to it eventually.
 
Egh. No butt plugs, thanks. You wouldn't dig up your toilet and stick your finger in the outgoing end of the pipes, would you? Never put anything into something that shit comes out of.
 
Miranda said:
sorry, we'll have to postpone our punishment session, I am not in the mood (see my thread goodbye) but we'll get to it eventually.

Oh, okay then...Let me know when.

The Question said:
Egh. No butt plugs, thanks. You wouldn't dig up your toilet and stick your finger in the outgoing end of the pipes, would you? Never put anything into something that shit comes out of.

Didn't think of it that way. Thank you. I guess he'll have to take care of that on his own.
 
OMG NO BUTTPLUGS??

THAT'S ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, WHAT OTHER PUNISHMENTS DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET, OH GORGEOUS LADY_ELENA???

:kitty:
 
John Clark said:
I THINK LADY_ELENA SHOULD GIVE TASVIR81 A HEAPING HELPING OF "KICK IN NEH NUTZ!!!" :kitty:
SHE CAN KICK ME ANYTIME SHE WANTZZZ AND I'LL LOOOOOOOOVE IT!!

JOHN CLARK IS A FAG HAG!

:kitty:
 
SPANK ME, BABY!!!

LADY_ELENA AND MIRANDA CAN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT WITH ME - DIRTY NASTY THINGS AND I WON'T COMPLAIN!! THEY CAN HANDCUFF ME TO THE BEDPOST AND THEN RUB WHIP CREAM OVER MY BODY MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

DO ME HARD!!

:kitty:
 
The Question said:
Well, you know, I'm just thinking -- if the first hat isn't doing the trick, why keep it on your head at all? Get yourself a hat that can do the job all by itself.

By the way, I'm applying to be black, myself. I could use the free pass. If I get accepted, I'm converting to Judaism, too, just so I'll have all the bases covered.

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