Ohhh....heartburn

[Big Dick McGee]

Damn you aging process! Why, I used to be able to polish off a bucket of habaneros with nary a gurgle in me olde tummers.

Now, I eat some of my homemade pasta sauce with a leeeetle bit of crushed red pepper flakes on top, and it's like Mephisto is shitting in my esophagus.

 

[Cassie]

Heartburn can give you throat cancer eventually. START TAKING THE LITTLE PURPLE PILL.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nah, I never get GERD or acid reflux. More like my stomach is churning, and a little bit in my chest.

 

[CaptainWacky]

everything causes cancer

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Except Natalie-Anna-Heidi

 

[Cassie]

My grandma says the same thing, and she has pre-Barrett's esophagus and has to get her throat stretched 3 or 4 times a year. STRETCHED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BDM would probably get off on that, the pervy bastard.

 

[Laker_Girl]

It's wasn't the little bit of crushed red peppers, it was the giant hot Italian sausage that you had two days in a row...ACTUAL hot Italian sausage, get your minds out of the gutter peeps. Next time I'll pack you a Pepcid.

I on the other hand take Ranatidine EVERY NIGHT. I got the GERD.