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OK GUYS HERE'S THE ULTIMATE STAR TREK POLL

So much for Hollywood's best-kept secret!
 
SPOT STEALS THE SOULS OF DEATHBRINGERS AND PUTS THE MOANING INTO MYRTLE.
 
DATA REFUSED TO CHANGE SPOT'S LITTER BOX OPENING A HOLE IN FABRIC OF SPACETIME. IT TOOK THE FEDERATION 300YRS TO GET THE STINK OUT OF THE DELTA QUADRANT!
 
ZOMG! A CATIST IN OUR MIDDEN!
 
SPOT IS SO SEXY THAT ALL THE HUMANS AND ALIENS ONBOARD THE ENTERPRISE WERE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO RAPE HIM/HER, SO DATA HAD TO BUILD A PERSON FORCEFIELD TO PROTECT SPOT BUT IT WENT WRONG AND WAS SET TO LETHAL LEVELS AND SPOT KEPT RUNNING AROUND THE SHIP KILLING PEOPLE AND NOBODY CARED BECAUSE PICARD WAS A DEVIANT AND HE WAS TOO BUSY FINGERING RIKERS ASSHOLE AND THEN BEARD TO NOTICE.
 
In the Star Trek: Generations game there's a last level where you're Captain Picard on the Enterprise just before it blows up, and you can follow Spot into an escape pod and stroke him/her as you leave the ship.
 
Is there also an Egg, where you can Phaser Pulaski repeatedly in the tits?
 
The Tomtrek said:
In the Star Trek: Generations game there's a last level where you're Captain Picard on the Enterprise just before it blows up, and you can follow Spot into an escape pod and stroke him/her as you leave the ship.
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But Spock was on the saucer section when it crashed.
 
THE GAME ISN'T CANON.
 
It would have been if Lu-Cash owned it, which means all those times I cornered Neelix into a bulkhead and phasered him in the nuts in Voyager: Elite Force, actually happened.
 
GOD I HATE LUCAS FOR EXPRESSING HIMSELF CREATIVELY WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS SOME KIND OF BLACK MAN?
 
AND JOOISH! DON'T FORGET TEH JOOISH!
 
THEY OWN THE BANKS YOU KNOW!
 
Someone should create a Star Trek version of the Sims, so we can make the characters have teh sex.
 
Somebody has not done something like this?
 
Cap-tin Pic-ard, likes to get his dick hard!
 
Spot wins.
 
At least it wasn't a shut out!
 
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