OK YOU CRACKER JACKS!

[Dr Dave]

WE NEED TO MAKE THIS PLACE UP THE HIZZLE.

OK?

FIRST OFF

MENTALIST, GO REPLY TO CAPTAINWACK'S ARCHER/PHLOX THREAD, DON'T BE A MOOK AND A HALF!

Cassie! YOU HAVE A JOB TOO HERE, FIRST TELL US A STORY ABOUT YOUR DOGS, THEN, NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT, A FARM STORY! GET ON IT, RIGHTO CHICKEN TOE!

LC/INCERT VARUOUS OTHER SCREEN NAMES HEWRE, POST A THREAD ABOUT PARKING LOTS! SRSLY OK!?

LOKTAR, POST UM... SOMETHING ABOUT FIED PIES!

I"M GIVING REQUESTS AND TAKING NAMES AND BEER!

THE SAINT, POST YOUR FAVORITE SAINT (apart from yourself)!

MORE TO COME!

 

[The Tomtrek]

OH SHIT IT'S ALL GOING DOWN NOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

THATS FUCK DAMN RIGHT (sorry for such strong language, not directed at you)!

OK MORE ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED UP IN THIS PLAZe

TOMTREK, POST ABOUT THE TIME YOU TOSSED CHESS PEICES AT THE MILK MAN!

CAPTAINWACKY, TOP 10 BEST MF CHAT MOMENTS!

GO GO GO!

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR, POST UM... SOMETHING ABOUT FIED PIES!

Yes sir!

How to Make Fried Apple Pies | eHow.com

FYI, it is a well known fact that Cassie(and most girls) is soft and warm like a fried pie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good advice.

 

[Dr Dave]

POST THREADS!!!!

 

[Loktar]

POST THREADS!!!!

OH.

 

[Dr Dave]

Posts here are cool too.

JUST IN GENERAL!

THREADS, WE NEED MORE THREADS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't think of any this year.

 

[Mirah]

Thank you for the job sir, Dr_Dave sir.

 

[Tisiphone]

I WANT THE PRIZE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CRACKER JACK BOX

 

[Dr Dave]

DIG IN THEN!

 

[Cassie]

I have a cracker jack prize RIGHT HERE, and it's bad. A BAD PRIZE, IMO.

 

[Seph]

WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BRICK_TOP?

 

[Cassie]

I WILL COLLECT THE CRACKER'S COCK.

 

[Seph]

Just as i suspected.

 

[Dr Dave]

Always about the penises she is!

Thank you for the job sir, Dr_Dave sir.

You're welcome.

NOW GET TO IT!

 

[Seph]

I suspect she has several bags of them.

 

[Dr Dave]

She has at least some of them in jars.

 

[Seph]

You mean there is no more room in the BAGS!!!