OK YOU CRACKER JACKS!

[Tisiphone]

When there's no more room in jars, the cocks will walk the earth.

 

[Cassie]

AND THEY WILL MAKE A NOISE LIKE BZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Dr Dave]

You mean there is no more room in the BAGS!!!

She has a lot of them.

 

[Seph]

i was insinuating that.

 

[Tisiphone]

Would cock bags be called cags or cogs?

 

[Cassie]

I must always have a bag of dicks ready in case I need to have some one EAT A BAG OF DICKS.

 

[Seph]

thats just repugnant behaviour, even for pedro alonso lopez's standards.

 

[curiousa2z]

She's just prepared, like a Girl Guide!

[BTW, Buy those cookies or else!]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am extremely hurt that my nipples have yet to come up as a topic of conversation in this thread.

 

[Dr Dave]

LC is nominated to discuss that topic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORS.

 

[curiousa2z]

TRICKSY.

 

[Dr Dave]

THOSE OLD SHOE LACES, WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!

curiousa2z, YOU MOOSE WINE DELIVERY PERSON, WE NEED YOUR HELP! MAKE A THREAD ABOUT DANGEROUS MOOSE ENCOUNTERS!

 

[curiousa2z]

OK, I shall check the archives for TOP SECRET MOOSE ENCOUNTERS and report back!


...unless the GEESE stop me....hey, what are you looking at, GOOSE EYES? hey, stay away from me - what are you

 

[Cassie]

OMG THE GEESE GESTAPO IS AFTER CURIOUSA2Z!

 

[curiousa2z]

*Brushes off goose feathers*

ok, that was ugly.
Luckily a bunch of ducks with attitude arrived in time to save me!

(was it something to do with that goose I cooked for Yule last year?)

 

[Cassie]

SONG I WROTE ABOUT EGGS' NIPS (the nips are singing it to us)

You have to believe we are magic
Nothin' can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you

 

[curiousa2z]

DAMN FINE TUNE !

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm so happy I could lactate Yoo Hoo.

 

[The Question]

AH! I see I have failed to notice this thread until NOW! issed:

My favorite Saint is SAINT BLAMMO OF THE EXPLODING NUTS!