Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
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Okay, I'm Outta Here
- Thread starter Shatna
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I just poked him, it wasn't loaded or anything.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Lord Kookoo said:
A knife would not suffice. The blade is too large. One requires something used in microscopic surgery no doubt. Even a mere scalpel is much too large.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Who would 'spooge' over an ancient bitch like CAITRONA? Please. You just succeeded in making me feel ill.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
RuReddy said:Whew...Good thing it wasn't loaded, you could have done some damage.
This one is called RUREDDY simply because mommy and daddy RUe the day she was born. Ugly can do that to people. Even worse, this ugly cunt was born with red hair hence the addition to her moniker.
Shatna
SOINT PLUT!
The naked strippers, plus Cait and RuReddy (also naked) surrounded St. Luci and taunted him, wiggling their smooth bottoms and pressing their breasts together. The mighty misshapen pumpkinhead struggled against his bonds, but the metal pole he was chained to didn't budge.
"Ugly cunts!" he screamed, flecks of spittle foaming around his mouth. "Whores! If I get loose, I'll..."
"You'll what?" asked a stripper, with a high shriek of laughter. "Fuck us all? Do you think you even could?" Waggling her tongue at him, she bent over her friend's breasts and dragged a long pink tongue over them lovingly.
"Never!" bellowed the oxen-like Canadian, banging his head against the pole in frustration and causing a dull, bell-like sound. "I'd never lay a single hand on any of you! Not sexually, anyway!" A stripper looked up from between Cait's trembling thighs, which she had been lovingly sucking and kissing.
"I do believe our Luci is getting hard," she cackled. The women all looked, and sure enough, a grotesquely-shaped lump was growing in Luci's mud-spattered pants. "Oh my god!" a stripper shrieked. "We're turning you on, we're turning you onnnn..." she sang in a childish voice. Luci bellowed again and threw his lumpen head about in a rage.
"Whores! Cunts! My children will spit on your grave!" he screamed, his face purple with embarrassment. By this time the strippers' triumph over Luci's glands had excited them all, and they were now fully preoccupied with each other, sinking onto the floor in twos and threes, a lovely glowing flesh pile writhing at Luci's feet. The pitiful giant wept and struggled, but all for naught. His great head sunk onto his chest and he sobbed, realizing it was going to be a very long night.
From outside the room, Shatna giggled as he wtached the scene through the keyhole. (Eggs had already gone out for the night with BlazerBoy.)
"Excellent," whispered missmanners' naughtiest poolboy.
THE END
"Ugly cunts!" he screamed, flecks of spittle foaming around his mouth. "Whores! If I get loose, I'll..."
"You'll what?" asked a stripper, with a high shriek of laughter. "Fuck us all? Do you think you even could?" Waggling her tongue at him, she bent over her friend's breasts and dragged a long pink tongue over them lovingly.
"Never!" bellowed the oxen-like Canadian, banging his head against the pole in frustration and causing a dull, bell-like sound. "I'd never lay a single hand on any of you! Not sexually, anyway!" A stripper looked up from between Cait's trembling thighs, which she had been lovingly sucking and kissing.
"I do believe our Luci is getting hard," she cackled. The women all looked, and sure enough, a grotesquely-shaped lump was growing in Luci's mud-spattered pants. "Oh my god!" a stripper shrieked. "We're turning you on, we're turning you onnnn..." she sang in a childish voice. Luci bellowed again and threw his lumpen head about in a rage.
"Whores! Cunts! My children will spit on your grave!" he screamed, his face purple with embarrassment. By this time the strippers' triumph over Luci's glands had excited them all, and they were now fully preoccupied with each other, sinking onto the floor in twos and threes, a lovely glowing flesh pile writhing at Luci's feet. The pitiful giant wept and struggled, but all for naught. His great head sunk onto his chest and he sobbed, realizing it was going to be a very long night.
From outside the room, Shatna giggled as he wtached the scene through the keyhole. (Eggs had already gone out for the night with BlazerBoy.)
"Excellent," whispered missmanners' naughtiest poolboy.
THE END
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Messenger said:
Every single Scot has red hair??? Wow! Who woulda thunk it? Give me a moment to telephone daddy and ask him if a single member of our family has red hair. Nope. Not a one. Just jealous my people are worthy individuals unlike your ilk.
