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OKAY, IT'S DARK!

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Where the hell are all the trick or treaters?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't get tangled in synthetic webs and buy dry ice for nothing BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How far away are you from the fires? Have the evacuees even come back yet?
 
Did you know that if a month starts on a Sunday it always has Friday the 13?

I'm learning things from the seasonal music channel.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
How far away are you from the fires? Have the evacuees even come back yet?
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I'm way far away. We got smoke and ash but no evacuations of any form.
 
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
 
I knew about the Sunday 1st/Friday 13th thing. Just freakish that way.
 
I love useless knowledge.

I had my first trick or treater, one very unhappy Power Ranger.
 
Who or what is the Bell Witch?...I know, I know, Google it.
 
Maybe some hot 18 year old boys will come round and you can seduce them and post pics.
 
Maybe. :yoohoo:

Okay, got another one, an adorable baby fairy.
 
This cat ear head band it giving me a headache but I look so cute.
 
T or T #3 was a very happy blue Power Ranger.
 
I didn't know the Power Rangers were still around.
 
Oh yeah, there are like fifty different kinds of Power Rangers now.

Okay I've had like 10 trick or treaters now, that's more like it.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Maybe. :yoohoo:

Okay, got another one, an adorable baby fairy.
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Zac Efron is trick-or-treating in your hood???????
 
Laker_Girl said:
Who or what is the Bell Witch?...I know, I know, Google it.
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The Bell Witch is an old tennessee legend. They just loosely based a scary movie off of it about a year ago.

"An American Haunting" I believe was the title. It sucked.
 
I saw that movie, it did suck and if it was loosely based on the Bell Witch it was VERY loosely based on it.
 
I did my civic duty and passed out free cigarettes to every kid who rang my doorbell.
 
And mini bottles of booze? Or is that just crossing the line? ;)

I handed out all my candy and even had to break into the fruit snacks I keep for my nephew.
 
The guy that invented the lie detector also invented Wonder Woman.

He was a psychologist.
 
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