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Okay, WHERE TF did all the forums go?

Loves me some Garbage!

Shirley Manson is a very strange variety of hotness.
 
What does Cassie have to say about the current status of TrollKingdom? She is listed as the only member as staff with Mentalist. She's been a member since Jul 13, 2006 and never knew she existed.
 
Dude, shut up.
 
Shit, no one is supposed to know about me.
 
Shit, no one is supposed to know about me.

Shhh, you're supposed to pretend you don't exist, remember?
 
I was never here!
 
WHO was never here?!
:scared:
 
It's all Cassies fault.
 
By 'all', I assume you mean All.

Wreck of the Titanic? Cassie's fault.

Inflation? Cassie's fault.

COVID? Death of Princess Diana? David Spade's career? Nickelback?! Yup. Cassie's fault.
 
By 'all', I assume you mean All.

Wreck of the Titanic? Cassie's fault.

Inflation? Cassie's fault.

COVID? Death of Princess Diana? David Spade's career? Nickelback?! Yup. Cassie's fault.

The world is too complicated so I'm willing to extend ALL problems onto Cassie's shoulders.

Sure makes life simpler!
 
But she, in turn, can blame Florida.
 
and Texas.

Don't forget Texas.
 
Florida and Texas, in turn, will Blame Canada.

It's tradition.
 
I can spot the Canadians in Florida, they're wearing black socks and crocs. They're always up to something.
 
They call 'em, "big rubber masturbatin' shoes," apparently.
 
What does Cassie have to say about the current status of TrollKingdom? She is listed as the only member as staff with Mentalist. She's been a member since Jul 13, 2006 and never knew she existed.


Shit, no one is supposed to know about me.

:bigass:
 
Durp.
 
What's the hurry? Nothing's gone. You got another TK down the road waiting for you?

Probably not a good idea to alienate what's left of the userbase here. Just a thought. But do what you guys want.
 
Probably not a good idea to alienate what's left of the userbase here. Just a thought. But do what you guys want.

As I've always said, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
 
Probably not a good idea to alienate what's left of the userbase here. Just a thought. But do what you guys want.

I worry about a lot of things in this life. This is not one of them.
 
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