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Old-style Troll Contest

Lilac said:
I'll join up, but planning this from TV might be a better idea so the psycho bitch (no, not Dr. Laura) won't spoil it.

I have a special usergroup and private board made just for joint raids and contest like this. (troll Raiders)

Im you PM me here, I will let you in there. That way a sock does not have a chance.
 
I don't agree with the hidden nature of the GFHH. What is happening to the TK mantra? Troll free or die. Why have we been experiencing all the recent hidden forum crap lately? I don't like the direction in which TK is going. Please fix this.
 
bad dog said:
I have a special usergroup and private board made just for joint raids and contest like this. (troll Raiders)

Im you PM me here, I will let you in there. That way a sock does not have a chance.
I personally appreciate the offer. But I want to continue here myself. Fuck the sock. TK has never hidden when it comes to that shit.
 
yeah. I agree with you and GB. I think I'm just going to sit out this round since I'd have an advantage.

Black Mamba (Mambalicious now I think) is gay. Srsly. Tavanaka and Tactic are good friends. Tactic hates having his art stolen. Lxshr hates being told he can't spell. Lord Gideon (The owner) is obsessed with his power, and is insecure with it.
 
foil1212 said:
yeah. I agree with you and GB. I think I'm just going to sit out this round since I'd have an advantage.

Black Mamba (Mambalicious now I think) is gay. Srsly. Tavanaka and Tactic are good friends. Tactic hates having his art stolen. Lxshr hates being told he can't spell. Lord Gideon (The owner) is obsessed with his power, and is insecure with it.
I'm completely going to exploit those all, I hope you know :D

Lord Gideon... what a fucking smug name.
 
I hate most everybody over there. I've been banned twice.

and I posted them just for that purpose

oh, Lxshr can't spell in case someone just thought he hated being told that.
 
Oh, I'm going to tell him that :D

People tend to get really pissed off when you correct them even when they're blatant dumbfucks.
 
Hmm...
sometimes when i see his old stuff i cant stop crying. people blame marilyn manson when a crazy sad kid shoots his class mates but no one is allowed to blame rap when people who like rap are violent because then thats racist.?
The last time I checked Eminem was white.

I'd just like to say that I completely agree with everything else. I too, am a victim of something similiar to this. One night I woke up in a cold sweat with seamen all over my pillow. I couldn't understand how it got there. Then I started to have these intense flashbacks of me having wild animal sex with my cat on my pillow while Eminem was playing in the background. It was cat seamen. That event DID happen, and it was down to Eminem. I swear that before listening to Eminem I did not have a cat fetish. I swear.

On another occasion, I went out to my friends house, while listening to Eminem on my mp3 player. When I got to the house, I reached into my pocket, and took out a gun. I was shocked, but the music had taken me over and put a gun in my pocket. This wasn't the end. I started to open fire on everyone in that house while Eminem screamed "REMEMBER ME!!!!" into my innocent little ears. I killed two 8-year-olds and a perverted old man that day.

This time was the last straw! I found myself in a hypnotic trance doing an Irish jig all around my town. But this wasn't an ordinary Irish Jig, oh no. I had somehow, at the hands of Eminem, replaced both my legs with two metal leg-like poles and I was kicking everyone in sight, until they died. The song I was listening to had stuck at one part, and it was saying "Hi kids, do you like violence?" over and over.

I will never listen to Eminem ever again. That is my word. I am only here to educate these poor people on what horrible things Eminem can do to us.

Thank you.
 
darkRose goes mental:

FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY DIES OR GETS SENT TO PRISON THEN MAYBE YOU WILL BE MORE SESNITIVE. AND MAYBE SOMEONE HERE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR IT LIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE. THEN WE CAN ALL WRITE STUPID STORYS ABOUT CATS AND JIGS. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. LIFE IS HARD BUT WE DONT CRY ABOUT IT. ITS SERIOUS BUSINESS BUT WE GO ON. BUT IF SOMETHING BAD HAPENED TO ONE OF YOU OR SOMEONE WHO THINKS LIFE ISNT SERIOUS THIS PLACE WOULD STOP AND TO JERK YOU OFF WITH SUPPORT THEN WE'LL SEE HOW TOUGH AND FUNNY YOU THINK YOU ARE. WHAT A BIG JOKE EVERYTHING IS. STUPID JERKS LIKE YOU . DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gee all rap music ever did to me was make me want to express myself. But yeah let's get rid of rap. While we're at it let's get rid of all entertainment that isn't censored and sanitized to the point where it's acceptable for a 2 year old. And my god the first we've got to get rid of is the news nothing but sex, violence, and plays written by college shooters. You're a brave person who starting the ushering of a new and better world. A world without out violence, sex, entertainment, expression, fun and eventually with time information at all. My what a glorious day that will be!
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adidas23 said:
hes kidding.



quit ur whining. 3 members of my family are diein. thats forever not o i have to go to jail for a month or year or whatever.






FUCK!!!!!! <--- c i can do it 2
Hmm.
 
You have anything specific in mind? I've gotten bored of it, but am sticking around to see what I can get away with.
 
Tyrant said:
You have anything specific in mind? I've gotten bored of it, but am sticking around to see what I can get away with.

h**p://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?

Make up believable stories and see how many gullible people you can get to believe them.
 
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