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My friend just said,"We should make waffles tomorrow." WTF I work on Monday, she thinks she is staying the night. WTF. What do I do? She can't come to my house! Oh no.
Go to the kitchen and hide any and all wafle/pancake/french toast ingredients (and/or frozen waffles, Eggos or Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches) and announce that you need to do grocery shopping but won't have time before work tomorrow.
Then, remove a circuit breaker causing a partial or total blackout in your place. If they don't get the hint by then, it's OK to be rude because they're obviously an idiot.
(Edit: I took my time typing this while everyone else was replying, so I DIDN'T COPY ANYONE OK JIMMY DEAN SAUASAGEMAN?)
Lol all funny responses thank you. Thank God she is level headed and had back up plans. Whew, but I should have let you all wonder a little while longer.