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OMG Christopher Tolkien is a nob sack.

Mentalist

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When Christopher's son Simon went to see the first film (FOTR), he was removed from the Tolkien Company board and disowned by his father: “I never saw the films as a threat and I’ve enjoyed the movies for what they are, but I crossed my father on a Tolkien issue ... he will never speak to me again as long as he lives, he will never see my children and will never have anything to do with me.â€
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What a goon.
 
What a penis.
 
They are quite a disfunctional family all the way through, by all accounts. Kind of like a literary McMahon family.
 
Christopher Tolkien eats shit.
 
Is there going to be a movie on that too? Subtitled 'Flogging the Last Dollar from out of the Tolkien Empire'?
 
woah, got any links for this?

i take it christopher T doesn't like the movies.
 
I will find the link a bit later but this is true.


And despise with a fiery veangence might be a better way to describe CT's feelings on the movies.
 
The History Of Middle Earth 13: Tolkien's shoes. A collection of photographs of shoes possibily woren by Tolkien, but probably not.
 
We could get a qUADRILOGY OUT OF THAT.
 
Christopher Tolkien sucked of Rolf Harris in Fish n Chip shop in County Durham?
 
COMPLETE WITH DETAILED NOTES ON WHEN HE CHANGED THE SHOELACES
 
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Christopher Tolkien sucked of Rolf Harris in Fish n Chip shop in County Durham?
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So it was written, and so it must be true.
 
OMG ORLANDO BLOOM TO PLAY A PAIR OF WELLINGTONS?
 
Peter Jackson took a dump on the Tolkien family cat at the Annual Talkin Tolkien and tokin in Bree bonanza? Starting fued with all upper class literary decended cats?
 
YES and his great great great great great grand-niece Natalie Tolkien was aroused.
 
Mmmmm Natalie Tolkien..


sounds hot.
 
Imagine if you found out Natalie had Tolkien blood flowing through her veins!
 
I want to steal Natalie. FROM THE WORLD
 
I WANT TO HAVE NASTY SEX WITH MANY PRETTY LADIES
 
PRINCESS SEX0R FROM SHADOW OF THE SEX.
 
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