OMG Christopher Tolkien is a nob sack.

[CaptainWacky]

I'd fuck Natalie up the ass then donkey punch him. But in a loving way.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^"him"??? FRODOIAN SLIP!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

 

[Mentalist]

OMG!

 

[Gagh]

I thought you posted this ages ago - I mean way before 2006.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No similar threads.

 

[Gagh]

DAMN

 

[CaptainWacky]

(Christopher Tolkien finds a 17 word poem his father wrote and crumpled up into a little ball and threw into the back of the garden shed in the back of the garden shed.)

Christopher: YES, I'll get another History Of Middle Earth book out of this, MWAHAHAHAHA, money money money money money...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO! GAY! HOBBITS! EVAAAAAAARRRR!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sam used to think of Frodo while he shagged Rosie.

 

[Gagh]

Would an Ewok conceive if raped by a Hobbit?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE LORD OF TEH RINGS 4: SAMMY AND ROSIE GET LAID?

 

[CaptainWacky]

IMAGINE some kind of hideous half Ewok/half hobbit entity IT WOUDL BE SE CUTE¬

 

[Mentalist]

Maybe Christopher Tolkien will DIE soon.

 

[whisky]

He tried to kill himself, but he only made a tolkien effort

 

[Mentalist]

Oh, that was painful.

 

[whisky]

Blame Ronnie Barker

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel ashamed that I keep reading Christopher Tolkien books.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So is Simon Tolkein a hot gay bitch, kinda like Anne Rice's son Christopher?

'Cause that would be cool.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Ghey Tolkien, hollywood studio writer at large penis.