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OMG DRAMA

Cassie

Cassie

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My brother is breaking up with his girlfriend and has called the family to come in pick up trucks to help load his crap. YEE-HAW!!!

I expect at least a Desperate Housewives level of drama to ensue. Ex-girlfriend will probably camp on the lawn till he takes her back. THIS IS BETTER THAN TV, EXCEPT THE PART WHERE YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF.
 
Film it on your cell phone and (get a friend to) upload it to YouTube!
 
Dress up in a bin liner and a curtain as a witch and keep shouting "JAFFA CAKES!"

That'll throw em.


Then film it on your cell phone and upload it to Youtube.
 
AS SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
 
Fucking saw the ex-girlfriend's feet off disguised as Doctor Dave and when the cops come round say "IT WAS DOCTOR DAVE, THE BASTARD" and they'll arrest him on that evidence alone.
 
My brother should have sawed her feet off then maybe she wouldn't have spent the rent money on shoes.
 
Mentalist said:
Dress up in a bin liner
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Yeah totally do that with no underware, its amazingly erotic.
 
hmmm.. I wonder if I could use a pan of muffins in place of the Jaffa cakes... lol OH YEAH I'M ONLY SUPPOSED TO SHOUT JAFFA CAKES WELL i COULD STILL SHOUT IT WHILE CHUCKING THE MUFFINS AT HER CAR.
 
I hope it's season 1 Desperate Housewives with Susan falling out a window naked, not season 3 Desperate Housewives with everyone killing eachother's evil step mothers, covering them in baking grease and then finding out they accidentally killed Mike Delfino's evil twin who was good really and their REAL evil step mother is on the roof with a shotgun but it's okay because Bree is an NRA member and will put that bitch down, BIGTIME. I hope it's not like that.
 
Cassie,

Call Jerry Springer!
 
I HATE JERRY SPRINGER
 
You told me you loved it!
 
No, no I didn't ever evar say that.
 
perhaps that was me...

Keep us updated on the fun!
 
I HOPE THEY DID KILLALISE HER
 
If you do get on Jerry Springer, let me know so I can caption it!
 
DIDN'T, I MEANT TO SAY
 
If my little brother wasn't so damn cute, I'm sure I wouldn't be washing all his dirty clothes right now, the bastard.

I wish he'd find a nice girl, that he doesn't want to kill after a couple months. He'll probably bring home another split tail ho, though.
 
Maybe he's GAY OMG
 
He's homophobic enough to be in the closet.
 
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