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OMG DRAMA

This is good stuff! Keep us posted! :D
 
I didn't know sisters were allowed to appreciate their brothers' cuteness.
 
Sure! I've always thought my brothers were adorable!
Just in a Sisterly way.
 
Well I've always thought he was really cute. I was 13 when he was born so he was my real doll. Now he's grown, he's still cute, but not in the little doll way. He's the baby, so even when he's old and wrinkly I"ll probably still think he's cute.

I've been lecturing him on picking girlfriends.. I think he's getting tired of it... but damn, last time he was between real girlfriends he brought home the skankiest ho-bag in town. YOU DO NOT BRING THE HO'S HOME TO YOUR FAMILY!!
 
You're in the south...

You could be his gf!
 
Shut up.
 
I had to say it!

Keep us updated
 
DX Tori could be his girlfriend.
 
Captan Wacky said:

eww?

Sorry your sister(s?) don't think you're cute.
 
Cassie said:
Well I've always thought he was really cute. I was 13 when he was born so he was my real doll. Now he's grown, he's still cute, but not in the little doll way. He's the baby, so even when he's old and wrinkly I"ll probably still think he's cute.

I hear ya Sis! Is this something only elder sisters get?
 
Yeah I think only an older sister can understand the almost motherly love we have for our baby brothers. I changed his diapers when he was a baby, and I hauled him around with me when he was a little older... even though the little brat told on me for stuff.
 
Being the baby brother, my oldest sister does kind of dote on me.

The two other sisters are closer in age to me, so we fought like animals when we were kids. But we also had a lot of fun. But I think they'd jump a cliff before "cute" ever escaped their lips LOL.
 
UPDATE:

I knew the little brat already had another girlfriend!! He can't leave one without having another one on standby. She seems nice enough. He's had her over a couple times and I didn't have the urge to strangle her.

Points in her favor:
1) She had supper with us and actually offered to help clean up.
2) My brother is remodeling his love shack, and she's come over twice and actually helped him work on it.
3) She likes dogs.
4) She has two jackasses and a bunch of goats. (yes that is a point in her favor, farm animals are cool)
5) She's clean.
6) She's cute.

Points against her:
1) Her shorts are so short it looks painful. I KNOW NONE OF YOU WOULD COUNT THIS AS A POINT AGAINST HER!!! asldkfj
 
Who's cuter? Your brother, or his girlfriend? :p
 
UM, BOTH NAKED?
 
she likes dogs= good
offers to help clean up= very good
actually has helped bro = excellent
you havent wanted to strangle her= BONUS POINTS.

I SAY HOLD OFF ON THE HUGE DUMPSTER FOR NOW.
 
Yeah, she's not dumpster material, YET. I told my brother to get to know her a little before getting engaged.. I think he was engaged to the last one after they'd dated for about a month. He should have known he was in trouble right away.. as soon as they moved in together she quit her job and school.. then the shopping began.

OH and I think new girl is cuter than my brother.. except my brother is cute in the baby brother way and she's cute in the has a nice ass way.
 
Does she like sci-fi?
 
Probably not. I don't even know if she can read. LOLOMG just kidding.. well I haven't actually seen her read anything but she doesn't seem like a dumb ass. But I'd say no, no sci fi THE BITCH.
 
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