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OMG DRAMA

FORCE HER TO READ YOUR SONG OF ICE AND FIRE BOOKS IN ONE SITTING AND WHEN SHE REFUSES GO "YEAH, THAT WAS A BIT UNREASONABLE OF ME, SORRY!"
 
Yeah, that's several thousand pages of reading BUT THE ILLITERATE BITCH BETTER RECOGNIZE!!
 
OH HELLS YEAH!!!1hjfjhI'm DRUNK NO NOT REALLY LOl
 
Make her join TK!
 
That would be cruel and unusual punishment.
 
Ask her if she has sex with her goats!
 
OMG.. I should record myself doing a goat imitation.. I'M VERY GOOD AT IT. I could save it on savefile.com and post the link. MAYBE I WILL!! (don't hold your breath)

On another note.. damn my brother has a lot of laundry.
 
DO IT!!!!
 
I will TOMORROW.
 
Can you cook too?
 
Yes of course.
 
Then get in there woman, and bake us some cake.
 
Is your brother's girlfriend a low self esteem
personality disorder type female
I could exploit sexually?
 
I don't know, I just met her. She doesn't seem to be though.

His ex girlfriend is... just give her some shopping money and I'm sure you can make her happy.
 
CASSIE IS NOT A POLAR BEAR BUT REALLY A GOAT IMPERSENATOR PRIESTESS OF THE NIGHT SHOCKER!!!
 
I MAKE SACRIFICES BY THE LIGHT OF THE CRESCENT MOON!
 
IT WOULDNT BLEAT FOR ME :(
 
What?!!! You can't download from savefile.com? I THOUGHT IT WORKED ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! That is what we used for the podcasts.
 
FUCKINBG GOATS ROCK MY FACE OFF
 
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