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OMG GIBBS DRINKS COFFEE

Where the hell you been, boy?
 
THIS THREAD TELLS ME OTHERWISE BOY-O
 
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO FART, OHHHHHHH NO IT'S NOT SAFE AT. ALL. :scared:
 
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO PUT A PENOR IN THE VAG OF A CHICKEN, OH FUCK NO JAMES T. KIRK GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL WITHOUT GETTING 200 DOLLARS AND ZERO CHANGE. YOU CAN EAT A CHICKEN BUT YOU CAN'T FUCK A CHICKEN WHO THE FUCK MAKES UP THESE KIND OF RULES? JESUS H CHRIST? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE H STAND FOR ANYWAY? HERCULES?
 
I'm so glad Speck left.
 
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO PUT A PENOR IN THE VAG OF A CHICKEN, OH FUCK NO JAMES T. KIRK GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL WITHOUT GETTING 200 DOLLARS AND ZERO CHANGE. YOU CAN EAT A CHICKEN BUT YOU CAN'T FUCK A CHICKEN WHO THE FUCK MAKES UP THESE KIND OF RULES? JESUS H CHRIST? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE H STAND FOR ANYWAY? HERCULES?

Hymen. OH MAH FUCKIN' GAWD!
 
HeBREW.
 
Helium-filled HORSE BURRITO!!!
 
Jesus HfHB Christ?
 
TODAY GIBBS IS DRINKING A MOJITO, A HABIT HE PICKED UP WHILE LIVING IN THE FILTHY THIRD WORLD CESSPOOL KNOWN AS MEXICO.
 
Good old Gibbs. They'll never keep that bastard down.
 
That's because he secretly coats his entire newd body in castor oil, they all just pewk him back up
 
GIBBS IS LIKE A THIRSTY MACGUYVER
 
James T. Kirk - Jesus H. Christ COINCIDENCE? NO WAY JOSE!
 
Captain Jesus T. Christ?
 
Not according to Wikipedia.
 
I'll fuck Wikipedia in the eye socket. With a... um... *looks around* WITH A FELT TIPPED PEN!
 
SHINE ON YOU CRAXZY DIAMOND!
 
this is life
 
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