OMG GUYS!

[Cassie]

I'm gonna babysit my bratty neighbors tonight, I won't even get to spend VALENTINE'S DAY in the chat

Srsly though, I will be watching the heathens next door.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would never do that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bring lots of holy water.

 

[The Tomtrek]

CASSSIE!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Good luck Cassie.

 

[Cassie]

I SURVIVED.

Probably too late for the chat, though.

I LOVE YOU ALL AND GOODNIGHT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

When will they invent ROBOT BABYSITTERS?

 

[curiousa2z]

THEY HAVE THEM ALREADY FOR ROBOTS.

 

[Cassie]

Ten year old twins are a bit weird. The boy has just learned a new thing - teabagging. I DIDN'T TEACH IT TO HIM. He was trying to teabag his sister. I told him he shouldn't be doing that to his sister. Then I was forced to explain to the girl why it was called teabagging.

Her: Why is it called teabagging?

Me: Ummm, you know what teabags look like?

Her: Yeah?

Me: ...

Me: Okay, you know how Boogie (that's my dog) has balls?

Her: HAHAHA GROSS hahaha... but I still don't know (she was laughing at dog balls)

Me: Well a dog has two balls and and if you hold teabags up they sorta look like that... mumble omg.

Her: Why do people do that?

Me: OMG I DON'T KNOW STOP ASKING ME THIS STUFF WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

I still don't know if she got it. I hope they forget all about it. I also found myself explaining what all the curse words mean because they are at the stage in life where little kids start calling each other bad words. She said some girl called her a bitch, but she doesn't even know what that means. Now I'm worried they'll tell their parents that I taught them bad things even though THEY ALREADY KNEW ALL OF IT OMG WTF.

 

[Seph]

ur a bad panda

 

[CaptainWacky]

Teabagging incest is the best. Put your teabagging sister to the test.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You've done them a favor. Of course the parents will sue you and drag you on Maury Povich, but you did them a favor.

 

[curiousa2z]

CASSIE CORRUPTER of CHILDREN has a nice alliterative TOUCH to it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And is 100% true.

 

[Love Child]

omg! has Cassie been on since this thread? ! 0_0

Is she in Teabagging prision? Just kidding, I totally saw Cassie the other day.

 

[Dr Dave]

Or did you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was Casey.