omg, harkley likes spunk.

[Ishcabittle]

Proof!

 

[Harkley]

zOMG I LURRVE MAH SPUNK!

 

[Harkley]

MAH SPUNK MAKES BABIES!

 

[Ishcabittle]

HARKLEY'S GOT JARS AND JARS OF HIS VERY OWN BABY BATTER IN HIS BASEMENT!

HE'S BE "COLLECTING" FOR YEARS!

 

[Harkley]

NOT BASEMENT!

i have a Fridge the size of a house in my garden. It contains a sample of spunk from every week.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aww!

 

[Ishcabittle]

NOT BASEMENT!

i have a Fridge the size of a house in my garden. It contains a sample of spunk from every week.

Don't give me the keys to that garden shed!~ I'll swallow it whole with some beer!

 

[Harkley]

Ewww.... to TRULY be a spunk conneseur, you must be able to taste it in its PUREST FORM straight from the.. eh Tap as it were

 

[Ishcabittle]

Straight from the tap?

Wouldn't it be "gay on your cock?"

 

[jack]

Does spunk mellow with age?

 

[Harkley]

Spunk increases in potency with time.

Ishca, I never said I was the conneseur

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hmm... so... wait. You've got an entire building full of spunk and yet you're not a conneseur...

So what the fuck do you gotta do to become a spunk conneseur? Invent a new strand?

 

[Harkley]

It's not for me...

 

[Ishcabittle]

Ahh... you are just the creator - the spunk's destiny lies elsewhere.

 

[Harkley]

Indeed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harley loves flowers.

 

[Loktar]

Ewww.... to TRULY be a spunk conneseur, you must be able to taste it in its PUREST FORM straight from the.. eh Tap as it were

call me a spunk conneseur then. It doesn't taste too bad. Seriously I've had my own spunk straight from the tap.

I was curious to see how it tasted.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I was curious to see how it tasted.

I dunno.


Well, as long as it's just the once, that's cool.

 

[Loktar]

I dunno.


Well, as long as it's just the once, that's cool.

It was more than once. I do it regularly actually. finger lickin' good.

 

[Harkley]

.... OOOKAY then.....