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omg, harkley likes spunk.

Um, yeah. I'm not sure if I can "just let that go".

You were our token virgin right? You then got picked up by a cell phone company, correct?

You've got enough skrilla to maybe go out to a titty bar, right?

C'mon, kid! The world is your oyster! SHUCK IT!
 
Ishcabittle said:
You've got enough skrilla to maybe go out to a titty bar, right?

C'mon, kid! The world is your oyster! SHUCK IT!
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No, me=broke and unemployed and relying on my brother and his girlfriend's kindness. If it wasn't for them I'd probably be homeless and we wouldn't even be talking.
 
Harkley said:
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Shame on you Mr. Cheese, Mr. Insanity! I thought you of all people would be more understanding and accepting. I mean come on, its no worse than Tomtrek(of Lonaf fame) and his talk of anal fisting. Or Nid and his goatse, tubgirl and other disturbing links. I mean he spunked into a sock!
 
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I just did that because IT MADE ME HAPPY!!!

LOCKTAR SHOULD TAKE IT EASY, AND FALL IN LOVE!
 
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Harkley said:
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I just did that because IT MADE ME HAPPY!!!

LOCKTAR SHOULD TAKE IT EASY, AND FALL IN LOVE!
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As soon as I can get some cash flowing, my harem will be growing!

As for taking it easy, thats what got me in my current situation. Well also my short temper.
 
Loktar said:
I mean he spunked into a sock!
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C'mon, you can't punctuate your examples with that! Every man alive that has owned a sock has spunked into at least one. As common of a masterbatory cleanup tool as that of a t-shirt.

You, my friend, admitted to noshin' on your own milky man-goo. Not in the same ballpark.
 
Ishcabittle said:
C'mon, you can't punctuate your examples with that! Every man alive that has owned a sock has spunked into at least one. As common of a masterbatory cleanup tool as that of a t-shirt.

You, my friend, admitted to noshin' on your own milky man-goo. Not in the same ballpark.
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But it tasted ooooooooh so good! I'd buy it if I saw it in stores.
 
Ishcabittle said:
The first step is admitting you have a problem, finger licker.
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maybe it's the rest of the world that has the problem. Can it, bottle it, or frozen brick it-Loktar will surely lick it.
 
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