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OMG! I'm so boring!

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Not that I was all that interesting before but GOD! I have nothing to say!!

Oh, baby's fine BTW, 30 weeks as of Monday, 8 to 10 more weeks until D-Day, getting huge and heavy and I'm tired all the time.

That is all.
 
Holy crap, all these years I've been trying to convince you by arguing and yelling, and all it took was letting somebody knock you up! Who knew???


(j/k, good luck down the home stretch)
 
I'm going to cry. Its so sweet.
 
I wish you the best and hope all goes well.

This is a non scheduled break from my mercilessly cruel and sarcastic service.
 
I'd crack a joke about poison wombs, but APPARENTLY that's not the cool thing to do anymore.
 
It'll be fun when your tits hang down to your navel after.
 
I could go for a good "poison womb" argument...Seriously, I'm bored.

Obviously my womb is party town USA because this baby moves constantly and sometimes all. night. long. He moves so much my doctor couldn't complete my first non-stress test. He could hate it in there and he's struggling to get out but I like to think he's happy and hugging mommy for providing such an awesome womb.

And thank you everyone for your kind comments. I'm so ready for this to be over but I'm also trying to enjoy the home stretch.
 
AAAHH!! Jack restores the equilibrium!

Can we start being mean again?
 
THERE'S A PERSON INSIDE YOU
 
SHES GHEY INSIDE!!!
 
Laker_Girl said:
He could hate it in there and he's struggling to get out but I like to think he's happy and hugging mommy for providing such an awesome womb.
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Or he could be a Democrat.
 
Look, I'm just covering my bases. If it turns out this baby IS the antichrist, it'll be pissed that I was ragging on its momma. I don't want that kinda evil mad at me...I saw all those Omen movies.
 
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!!
 
Otherwise it would have been mighty awkward.
 
I would certainly have felt a little guiltier...
 
Just a little?
 
Well it's not like it was Jesus watching.
 
He might have been hidden in the bushes.
 
Dr Dave said:
He might have been hidden in the bushes.
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He was not in any of the bushes I was looking at, and I was looking fairly intently.
 
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