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OMG! I'm so boring!

Perhaps you were not looking in the right bush then.
 
We know all about him, now don't we...
 
11. Thou shalt not hide in bushes and wank.
 
The missing commandments!
 
Here's another boring nugget, baby has hiccups and it feels weird. Oh and baby refuses to mind during the nonstress tests so now we're having to have a biophysical profile on Monday.
 
Threaten to use the Patriot Act on him!
 
Baby's room is all painted, we're just waiting for the chair rail and crown moulding to be installed, and then the baby furniture and bedding can be set up! Just in case anyone is wondering, here is the bedding that YOURS TRULY picked out.

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The missing commandments!

Oh you know Moses took that one out before he ever came down the hill. What do you think he was doing up there on the mountain anyway?
 
Masturbating to false idol porn.
 
Solved...
 
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